Van LeHam

Shun the unbelievers!
It's been too long a road, too long a time to allow these rumors to try to bend or break us!
#StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekMemes

a photo of the evening sky, the colour ranging from a light pink at the top to a bluish purple on the horizon, where some very pink clouds settle behind a green gently sloping treeline; power lines cut in front of everything, matching the slope of the treeline.

a photo of a dark red & brown, fluffy, round plush pig with a large metal nose ring, wearing pink heart-shaped sunglasses, sitting in the grass, facing left toward a single white fluffy dandelion

a photo of a small raised fire pit, with two people's hands holding skewers over it, the one on the left has blue painted fingernails and is toasting a marshmallow, and the one on the right is cooking a hotdog; behind it, in the upper left corner of the photo, a corgi stares into the fire with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.

a photo of a sidewalk and safety rail lined with shrubbery at the edge of a parking lot, and beyond it the side of a large building with rows and rows of square windows

Here are some cool aesthetic photos I've taken recently to remind us all that life is still beautiful. It fucking sucks sometimes, but we're still here to witness the beauty.
✨️🏳️‍🌈✌️🫶🖖🏳️‍⚧️✨️

#art #photography #nature #humanity #humanartist #positivity #lifeisbeautiful #queerartist #transjoy #lgbtq

Amphibian Dance (inspired by Henri Matisse)
#illustration #frog #frogart #goblincore

I like making videos like these to show off my art. lol ✨️🍪✨️✨️

voiceover says: "This glow-in-the-dark chocolate chip cookie charm is available now on cabbagepigstudio.etsy.com ," while cutesy ukulele music plays in the background. 🎶

#handmade #smallbusiness #jewelry #goblincore #giftideas

a photo of what appears to be a stuffed goblin doll dressed as a clown, being held up by a chain attached to loops on its pants and shoulders; the goblin is a light minty green colour with big pointy ears, a white face with a red pointy nose, yellow plastic animal eyes, and an embroidered pink mouth shaped like a cartoony cat mouth; it's wearing a fullbody clown suit that's red on the left side and blue on the right, with a yellow zipper down the middle and yellow ruffles at the wrists, ankles, and neck. The background is a curtain depicting a night-time scene in a Pokemon town.

a photo of the goblin clown doll sitting in a folding chair outside; this time it's also wearing a large plush banana peel as a hat and a pair of earrings made to look like star-shaped lollipops. (They are actual people-sized earrings, so they look giant on the doll.)

Meet my newest creation, Knick-knack the clown! This is the most detailed purse I've made thus far, and my fingers are sore from sewing, but I'm so happy. (I may still give him his own hat later.) 💛❤️💙

#goblincore #clowncore #plushcore #plushies #dolls #pursecollection #clowndoll #handmade

Ah, when writing the alt text description, I failed to realize that Bluesky converts transparent png images and puts them on a black background. lol

a photo of a light minty green goblin plushie with big long, floppy ears that are pink inside, round yellow plastic animal eyes, a pointy nose, and is wearing an earring made out of a tiny green & orange fishing lure in its left ear. The photo has been digitally cut out and has a transparent/ no background.

I made a mint goblin! :3c

He's about to be listed on Etsy, alongside the other goblins I've made.
cabbagepigstudio.etsy.com

#goblincore #goblins #plushies #dolls #handmade #smallbusiness #giftideas #plushcore #cute

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

I'm also a fan of the Muppets.

Yes, I realize one of these things is not like the others. lol I don't really want recommendations based on Bojack Horseman, but I'm not totally opposed if it's really well written. I never really got into Tuca & Bertie. I loved Inside Job but got really annoyed when it was canceled.

Please recommend? I've already gone through Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Bojack Horseman, Bee & Puppycat, and I'm kinda watching Bluey and Craig of the Creek sometimes, so I would like something kinda along those vibes. #cartoons #cartoonrecommendations #showreccomendations

Continuing with my tradition of watching cartoons while sewing... I'm halfway through Bravest Warriors now, but since I've never seen season 4 yet, I'm now running into that brain thing where I don't want to finish it too quickly, so I need some other quirky and/or cozy toons to rotate through.

a photo of two plush goblin dolls surrounded by tall grass and wildflowers. The one on the left is blue with long pointy ears, a pointy little nose, and little beady black eyes; the one on the right is red with a long pig-like snout, big floppy ears, a gold hoop earring in the right ear, and yellow plastic animal eyes.

the red goblin doll is sitting up on the blue one's shoulders (both facing toward the left) to sniff some tiny white flowers on a tree branch; there's a bridge in the background on the left side

The blue goblin is standing up on the branch of a young pine tree and looking downward and to the right at the red goblin, sitting on a rock. They look very small, as the photo is zoomed out a bit.

The blue goblin (left) and red goblin (right) are sitting on a large flat stone with a stream and trees behind them. There is a large styrofoam drink cup from Sonic between them, and the red goblin appears to be holding a giant corn dog with many small bites taken out of it.

We took Prototype and Red out to the park for a fun photoshoot. These are some of my favourites. :3

These two are both now listed in my Etsy shop, and I am taking custom goblin orders too. ✨️🐽✨️

cabbagepigstudio.etsy.com

#art #photography #goblincore #goblins #plushies #dolls #handmade

an upper-torso photo of a plush goblin doll made of fuzzy red material with yellow plastic animal eyes, a long snout with a pink nose and pink inside its big floppy ears, and wearing a gold hoop earring and a plush banana peel hat

a full-body photo of the same goblin plushie sitting on a rock surrounded by trees. Now it's not wearing a hat, and its little wispy red & white hairs on top of its head are visible.

another photo of the same goblin, posed looking over the side of a bridge at some lichen growing on the metal support structure

a photo of the same red goblin plush lying face down on the couch so its buttcheeks are showing

I never got around to posting my red goblin here! I made him using the same pattern I designed for Prototype, but slightly modified. His head is different, and he's in a sitting position. (and I think he's cuter than his brother. lol)
#goblincore #goblins #plushie #dolls #handmade #art

oh, damn. sorry I don't have any better advice.

Try cooking the mushrooms separately first and then tossing them in the soup?

a photo of a blue goblin plush doll with little beady black eyes, pink pawpads on its feet and pink inside its long pointy ears, and little white whiskers on it's thin pointy nose, wearing a large yellow plush banana peel as a hat. It is not wearing any clothes and has a little indented belly button.

a close-up photo of the same blue goblin doll's face, looking toward the right, this time not wearing a hat, so the lumpy "butt"like shape of its head is visible, as well as whispy little white hairs. It has no mouth.

another photo of the same goblin doll, this time from behind, standing next to a stump with its sculpted butt crack on full display.

Oh, I forgot to show off my finished goblin plushie! His name is Prototype. I'm working on making him a (hopefully more attractive) brother. lol 😹✨️

#art #plushie #goblincore #goblin #doll #handmade

hell yep ✨️✨️

a photo of a half-finished plushie sitting on a messy desk. Its body is a blue humanoid form with paw hands and feet, but it lacks a head and left leg. Stuffing is poking out from where the head and leg should be.

I like to watch cartoons while I sew, so I've been rewatching Bee & Puppycat: Lazy In Space and working on this goblin plushie. (I'm almost done with their other leg, and hopefully I'll finish their head sometime today. lol)
#sewing #plushart #wip #goblincore #plushie

Robberflies kinda scare me, but i think it's just because when I was a child people told me they bite and I haven't spent a lot of time around them to unlearn that fear like I have with wasps. (Paperwasps are like my bug besties. lol I will do almost anything for those guys, I love them so much.)

It took me a while staring at it to figure out it was a moth. At first I thought you were showing off a hoverfly and I was impressed that you got it to be so still. 😹

This legitimately might be my new favourite bug. 💛✨️

OMG it's a moth that looks like a wasp! I love it so much. 😭💛✨️✨️

I'm calling this piece "Merry Mother Of Multitudes," a tribute to my favourite pet rat, who passed away a couple of years ago.

a sculpture of a rat, made with multiple rainbow colours all mixed together, sitting on an open sketchbook with other art supplies littering the background; it also has big shiny black eyes and orange squirrel teeth and appears to be looking up into the camera.

a sculpture of a rainbow rat made with multiple mixed clay colours, sitting on a windowsill, facing slightly toward the right

Well, I thought I would make a plushie today, but instead I ended up cracking open a bunch of old modeling clay packets that were mostly dried out and almost ready to be thrown away, and from them I began to sculpt this beautiful lady. lol
#sculpture #art #rat #mixedmedia #goblincore #petportrait

Damn I forgot to add the #goblincore tag, but I think it belongs there too. lol

a photo of myself, a 30-year-old white man with a scruffy beard and ponytail, wearing a matching colorful polka dot polo shirt and hat set, fried egg earrings, heart-shaped sunglasses on top of his hat, and light clown makeup consisting of a pink nose tip and yellow cheeks; facing slightly toward the right of the screen with his eyes looking toward the left, smirking.

another photo of myself in the same outfit, but this time facing the camera with my eyes wide open and lips puckered up in surprise; the backdrop behind me is a blue curtain with cartoon banana print.

a photo of 3 clown dolls, from left to right: Pomni from the Amazing Digital Circus (she wears a red & blue striped jester outfit and her eyes are like red & blue segmented wheels); a black & white jester doll with a porcelain face that's painted like cat makeup; and a simple goblin plushie that I've dressed up in a crocheted piggy birthday hat and a floral print ruffled collar.

I recently started door dashing, and today I'm going to work in clown drag because no one can stop me! 😹 (My clown dolls are coming along for the ride, too.)

#clownmakeup #clowndoll #clowning #bigtopburger #cosplay #doordash

roughly drawn digital art depicting a crowd of goblins partying and dancing around a bonfire, some of them wearing costumes. Notable individuals in the crowd include a red Goblin playing a stringed instrument, four clowns, a pirate with an eyepatch and white beard, two lovers kissing, a blindfolded goblin chugging a bottle of wine, and a drunk hillbilly type goblin wearing a kettle on their head

What do y'all think of my newest goblin art? :3c

#art #digitalart #goblincore #goblins #fantasy #party #festival #bonfire

lol it's storming and my power went out. damn, I was trying to watch a movie, too. 😭

Did I have to pull everything out of boxes for this silly 12 sec video? Yep.

#embroidery #fiberartist #mushrooms #embroideryart