Scott Stroz

This belongs in the insult Hall Of Fame.

Thanks, Ian!

I just submitted a talk. It is the same topic I submitted to Tek, but I haev updated the title and description.

I'm still trying to figure out how you can evaluate for good a player is when they go up against a 3rd or 4th string player

Preseason football is not real football, but it's better than no football.

There is nothing insufficient about my veins. I have the most sufficient veins of any human ever. No one has ever seen more sufficient veins than mine. Joe Biden has insufficient veins. That's why they call him 'Bad Veins Biden'.

- Donald Trump (probably soon)

Imagine having to face the divorce attorney who will be armed with that video footage.

Imagine being the CEO of a company and bringing your mistress to a big concert by a very popular band, engaging in flagrant public displays of affection, and then blaming the band because your affair was displayed on the screens in the stadium for everyone to see.

Imagine being that arrogant.

I'm just throwing this out there:

I don't care who is on the Epstein list, I want them all brought to justice.

When Trump does something stupid and you say people will die because of this, you will accused of being emotional and overreacting until people die because of it. Then you will be accused of politicizing it.

This encapsulates all of Trump's policies.

Name a song that is a great way to start or end a workout.

I'll go first:

Thunderstruck

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

Live your life in such a way that on your birthday 11 million people don't hold a party to publicly express how much they despise you.

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I can get behind this.

Find someone who looks at you the way Norm looked at beer.

RIP Mr. Peterson.

Everyone who got their panties in a bunch over using a person's preferred name has no problem using 'Leo XIV' instead of 'Robert Francis Prevost'.

*Pope Leo XIV, the first Pope from the United States, gives his first public address and it's not in English*

MAGA (probably): What is this woke bullshit?

What's the over/under on how long it will be before Trump claims he is responsible for getting an American elected Pope?

Whatever it is, I'll take the under.

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Bummer.

@edvalentine.bsky.social Will you be at the draft party at MetLife?

I'd like to try and meet you if you are.

I've seen quite a few MAGA-bros bragging that they won't date liberal women.

I think it's cute they think they are the ones making that decision.

We can't believe anything in that report.

If you believe Trump is 6'3" and weighs only 224 lbs., here is a picture of someone who more closely matches those numbers: DK Metcalf, a pro football player.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you purposely set a fire, you don't get credit for then putting out the fire.

I feel safe in assuming Tim Pool messed with the color settings on the TVs in the video.