John Cortexiphan @yakmoose - Bluesky Profile

It’s only ruined for some people.

30.10.2025 06:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s a good looking car

25.10.2025 07:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And praise the unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

15.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got paid $12bucks a week to deliver the waikato times 6 days a week after school... so story checks out… Tories suppressing wage growth ….

15.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him ALT: a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him

Who debugs the debuggers?

15.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PHP IS YOUR NEW GOD BEN

15.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you go to zahadum you will die

11.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rock band Tool will return to NZ for one show The American rock band are heading back to New Zealand for the first time since the start of the Covid-19 pandemic, when the lead singer had the virus too.

Yeh.

www.rnz.co.nz/life/music/r...

15.09.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Vintage Uploads Lesley Gore - It's My Party (Music Video)

It’s your party ….

youtu.be/ft_QfY16CxU

15.09.2025 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

after those beers yesterday, you think they want your blood?

15.09.2025 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon character says i demand tp on the bottom ALT: a cartoon character says i demand tp on the bottom

It is if you have a big ass and need 48 rolls of tp

29.08.2025 07:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Canican Skywalker can’t hurt you

Not sorry. #starwars

25.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So that’s 60 bucks for 5 songs? Haha. How are you David? I’ve got a bunch of records in my crates right now that are still shrink wrapped 🤣

22.08.2025 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It also provides botulism, listeria, e. Coli and salmonella… but you know. Let’s keep dreaming that dream…

That said, milk straight from the vat after milking is really delicious

22.08.2025 04:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I came here to say this.

22.08.2025 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Missed anything?

22.08.2025 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me too.

28.07.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trickle down vegetarianism

28.07.2025 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a mustache is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a man with a mustache is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people .

28.07.2025 07:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A four and twenty pie?

26.07.2025 08:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It my work life balance

22.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a young boy is wearing a red devil costume and waving . ALT: a young boy is wearing a red devil costume and waving .

21.07.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Better buy one Tom

21.07.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This one weird thing you won’t believe: “space”

21.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All of the above?

21.07.2025 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pish posh. Didn’t need to even tell the time anyway..

04.07.2025 22:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I give you the Ship of Theseus...

04.07.2025 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a little confused, but why do I need to choose my dick size and the quality of my dentistry in cyberpunk 1987?

Like, making me commit to life “paths” and nipple sizes is a whole bunch of work for my brain, only to be put in to an FPS…

02.07.2025 05:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When you forget the car has seat warmers and you think you’ve pissed your pants… yeah that

01.07.2025 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can neither confirm or deny. I honestly don’t know.

21.06.2025 06:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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