walter (🫴🏼 🥒 🌞🦇🐦‍⬛ 🦮) @cucumber

01.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

another face graffiti in red

big blue and orange tag on front

lighthouse with yellow light, painted recently by the neighbours

11.02.2026 07:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

back of the lighthouse, tile roof, walls tagged with graffiti

tag of a cyclops

looking through a hole in the back, debris, etc, roof tiles, fibreglass roofing panels opaque, light shining through graffiti on the other side looks like stained glass

another face graffiti in pink, man with hat, kinda looks like an old timey train graffiti moniker

11.02.2026 07:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it’s last days for the lighthouse the earnest do gooders that built her in the reserve have aged into dismay at the dilapidation and graffiti

11.02.2026 07:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not bedrotting im restmaxxing

11.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 43 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1

I saw two people fighting and the woman told the man “how are you going to make me out to be a slut when your body count is so high because no woman came back for seconds” and I realized I’m not living my full potential when it comes to arguing.

10.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

what’s wrong babe didn’t you like my burlesque routine to cotton eye joe

11.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 50 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 1

🍋‍🟩🔜🥥

11.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

adding protein to microplastics

11.02.2026 05:10 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

massive toothy seal friend resting on its side on the beach. belly view.

massive toothy seal friend resting on its side on the beach. snout view.

popoiangore (leopard seal) at freyberg, pōneke having a snooze

26.09.2023 07:14 — 👍 54 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1

people are less afraid of me at work now 👎

11.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

food truck, red, ‘mo mo nepal’ the ‘o’ in ‘mo mo’ are mo mos, temple with eyes and flags

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😋 🪷😋
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🥟 མོག་མོག 🥟
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11.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My deliverables!

10.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

she honk on my goose til i migrate

10.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 32 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Beached Az Beached Whale

possibly the best video ever made by australians

10.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kayaking around whairepo lagoon and an australian paddling nearby shouts, ‘mate do you know where i can moor my deeeeeeeeeeeenghy?’

10.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i tried to make a joke about the grink meme but i typoed and said grinch instead. now all my friends won't stop asking me if the grinch was there.

10.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

erotic morse codes

10.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

John Rigatoni Ravioli Tolkein

10.02.2026 09:46 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If I could go back in time I'd convince JRR Tolkien to let me insert the phrase 'Slutty little' somewhere in Lord of the Rings.

10.02.2026 09:22 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Very happy to see this mushroom-foraging poem in the Missouri Review! A love (hate) letter to sultry summers in Ann Arbor, Michigan...

10.02.2026 06:20 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’d let a bee live in my nose

08.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

local woman and noted ignoramus

10.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

bitches hate me for my florid prose

10.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the walter guarantee: i will never inject my penis with hyaluronic acid

10.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Inca hoots

09.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 314 🔁 39 💬 7 📌 0

Just thought of this

10.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 64 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Nice happy chappies. Let me guess, they wear snappy serapes? Yeah, I thought so.

10.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

hot cross bun buns

09.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

these were in a posh bakery window, i didn’t stop in but probably $6 (nz) 😬

09.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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