Dave Dustin

Watching Amélie (again; probably 20th time)

Such a good film.

AOL is finally killing dial-up in September.

no it won't

Photograph of a tuxedo cat looking out a mesh window from a pet carrier sitting on a bench at a veterinarian's office.

Little princess is spending the day at the vet :(

Used to take me about a week to completely disconnect from work. Now it's usually about 2 days (excluding weekends).

I also go back in cold; no pre-checking email/slack/teams – first day back is just triage and clear the backlog.

President Gas - The Speed Of Light New President Gas album out now

presidentgas.com

Slightly diminish a band: Vice-President Gas.

Digital RUC meters track distance travelled. So all farm equipment driven on paddocks incurs charges. But you still want to track them when they actually go on road.

Common sense bike laws We need a law that says if your gonna be riding your bike for exercise you should stick to the bike trails. And if you’re going to be using that bicycle as a means of transportation on the roads you should get it registered and have a license for using that bike as a vehicle.

We need a law that says if you're only driving your car for fun, you must do it on a race track. And if you are driving a car for transportation, it must have a speed regulator, and your phone will be disabled as soon as you enter the vehicle.

French toast and crispy bacon

Over Ten Window

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Panels one and two: Two white mice make their way through a maze. Panel three: Having completed the maze, the two mice are rewarded with some fruit. Two scientists watch them. One says: “Poor little things: all that thought and effort just to earn themselves a little treat.” The second scientist looks at a clock and says: “Coffee time!” Panels four and five: The two scientists make their way through a maze of corridors to a door marked “Canteen” Panel six: The scientists look at the food on offer. One says: “Ooh, Donuts!”

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

BANK ROBBER: Where's the safe?
TELLER:
ROBBER: I said, where's the safe?
TELLER:
ROBBER: ???
PENN: He's always like this.

A photo of a plastic squeezy bottle of DOVE nourishing secrets moisturiser, with natural fruit oil and thioacetine. On the front is a picture of a luscious tropical looking durian.

Fortunate to be able to do so, but I just sucked up and paid whole rates bill in one go instead of doing it quarter by quarter.

This way it's out of the way and done.

They often don't always melt completely. Check your filter regularly less ye flood the kitchen.

Ask me how I know.

the phone call between Viggo and Aurelio is the single best scene I have ever seen for establishing how scary someone is

“I hear you struck my son.”

“Yes sir, I did.”

“May I ask why?”

“Well, uh, he stole John Wick’s car, sir. And killed his dog.”

“… oh.”

that “oh” is all you need to know

this is part of what makes it a perfect action movie

John Wick asks the question “how many dudes is a man allowed to kill if the puppy his dead wife left him is murdered?”

the answer is “yes”

I can also write Japanese characters for tattoos that are definitely not slurs

Caramello is the only one I can think of, and I refuse to buy Cadbury.

Is it just me or is everybody doing salted caramel chocolate these days?

Whitaker's is the only one I'd buy; If it wasn't $8 a slab

Did you at least save them to a favourite group first... Just in case?

Would

Saturday Farmers Market.

30 jumbo free range eggs, 2 broccoli, 5 onions, 2kg potatoes, 1kg yams, 500g mushrooms, avocado, 2 breakfast empanada.

$35

Yay