I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters

keep it 100
on
the land
the seas
the sky

06.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have but one speed right now and it is all Labubu and Taylor Swift.

At least I got Jack Antonoff back with Taylor.

04.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, that’s what you were doing down there

04.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RIP Harris Wittels. 1984-2015. - azizisbored There are so few people that you meet in life that give you that feeling that you’ve found a real unique, original person. Harris Wittels was one of those and we lost him yesterday. He was 30 years ol...

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04.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DJ_Tanner forever

04.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have some news.

03.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I told you. I have two. Two Bubu.

03.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spider Man vs. Fat Ho now in theaters

03.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They literally made these for you and you only maybe.

03.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he has a redwood in his PANTS, Dustin

03.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman in a purple shirt is holding a water bottle in a kitchen . ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is holding a water bottle in a kitchen .

03.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This Showgirl has decided to throw all the fucks out the window.

03.10.2025 15:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I bet

03.10.2025 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know if you should let the girls listen to a couple songs on this album

03.10.2025 13:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re gonna need to give me some time to (ahem) digest this information.

03.10.2025 04:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you

03.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s just say that a silent protest has begun.

03.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I tried to never ask questions that I don’t want the answers to

03.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s listening to this right next to me with headphones on. I’m waiting until midnight. We are not the same.

03.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie says cubs win on a screen ALT: a man in a suit and tie says cubs win on a screen

03.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

good lord I’ve missed you

Rick and I got to meet your Kyle at Hampton. It was very nice to meet him and I told him I thought of you the night before when they played its ice.

02.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm as nervous right now as I am on a show day for Phish.

02.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eras Tour on repeat until 11: 59 PM

02.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NINE HOUR WARNING

02.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am OVER THE MOON!

02.10.2025 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

meaningful, too

🩶

01.10.2025 23:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t usually screw in the airport

01.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

This is a good answer. I wouldn’t have taken well to finding out like this.

01.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

01.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve deux bubu!

01.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a Veronica. Sawyer.

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