The high school has ample tennis courts according to Apple Maps

This will never not be funny lol

What are your thoughts on Red Skelton?

It’s a backhanded compliment.

Has Boris Becker weighed in?

He has been good during this game for sure.

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

The "President" of the United States, now overtly expressing his acute, imbecilic racism and directing it at his predecessor on a social media platform he controls and owns, has to resign.

Go. Get out, you grotesque slime

And he seems to enjoy it all so much. No angst just smiles and having fun.

They did the southside shuffle

The Epstein Files continue to be a sports story.

I dunno man there’s something kind of unseemly about these Ethos life insurance commercials.

It’s an app and people seem very flippant and happy about somebody dying.

He sure looks grumpy at all times.

Machac has called for the doctor, the physio, and pickle juice

they haven't even completed one set yet

Seems like he’s a real bum.

He has many many opinions and is compelled to share them.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

This would be a good moment for top editors in our major news organizations to call a meeting to announce to their staff that Trump has lost his mind and you don’t have to cover him like he’s normal anymore.

Remarkable statement from an elected official.

Welp

The president against remote work has been at his house in Florida for 3 weeks.

I say we give Stevie Nicks a shot.

I think it’s fantastic.

Black Eyed Peas & Oates.

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

10/10, no notes.

Did you gain it back?

They’ve been outpaced

I never noticed, is he wearing a toupee? God how ridiculous.

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.