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This is only about making it harder to vote, especially mail-in voting that tends to be a D advantage. There is no systematic β€œvoter fraud” evidence. It’s a sham.

Plus, when the voter ID demands fail, the GOP will use that to claim any vote result against them as illegitimate.

14.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah.

No.

bsky.app/profile/emil...

13.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him Alt: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
13.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a ridiculous misspelling of Birkenstock Nippleclamp. For shame.

13.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

*chef’s kiss*

(That initially autocorrected to β€œchef’s kids” due to a typo, which is almost as funny as it is creepily appropriate.)

12.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fun to dream, but in no conceivable world with he ever see the inside of a jail cell.

He, more than anyone I can think of, has revealed just how different the legal system works when you’re rich and politically connected.

History may judge him, but the US legal system is his bitch.

12.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From time to time we need an exception to prove the rule.

I think this could be one of those times.

12.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

100% agree. It's performative bullshit meant to distract their elderly white base from all the real economic pain barrelling towards them. I was just being snarky.

10.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, it's posted on YouTube and currently averaging over a million views an hour.

10.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could they not just ask Marco Rubio to tell them what they missed?

10.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So we'll be hearing about all the layoffs at Anthropic Real Soon Now(tm)?

And they'll pull most, if not all, of the over 100 software-engineer job postings they are advertising *today* on their web site?

Why do they need dozens of new programmers if the AI is writing "nearly 100%" of the code?

09.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Copilot in all over my MS Office apps because my employer pays for it. There is no way for an individual user to turn it off. Shows real confidence in the value of their product.

09.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll save you the suspense.

They can’t.

08.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He was always a capitalist oligarch. The overlap is significant.

08.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But will you die romantically?

08.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take a page from your dog's playbook and don't let it get to you. People have their hobbyhorses that they feel compelled to rock. Smile warily and back away, is my advice.

08.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this like the iceberg trying to shift blame onto the captain of the Titanic?

07.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, a complete crypto collapse would ruin a lot of lives. On the other hand, the entire sector is little more than a rounding error relative to the size of the whole economy, right?

"...and nothing of value was lost."

05.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

There is a problem with my food dish.

The problem is that it is EMPTY.

Hop to it, slipperman.

04.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are much too kind.

04.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If these are fake don't tell me because I'm much, much happier imagining a world in which these are real.

04.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep your acrid powder dry!

03.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course you’re right. My reading skills are only slightly better than my math skills, which tells you everything you need to know.

01.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I SAID WHAT I SAID.

(I know the idiom, just making a silly joke.)

01.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, my good Catfish, but your calculation is deeply flawed.

You are not accounting for just how many, many fools there are.

01.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not actually know that they used a real lawyer for their legal documents, and yet I *know* they used a real lawyer for their legal documents.

I suspect comparing this service to dogfood is actionable slander against the dog food industry.

01.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: what do you get when you multiply β€œfool for a client” by β€œfools and their money”?

A:

01.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hint – when they drafted their lengthy T&C document you have to click through before the credit card transaction is finalized, they did NOT rely on an AI lawyer for the wording.

01.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man wearing a black shirt that says the bloodline ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says the bloodline
01.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She was paid $28 million. Pretty healthy gumball money.

Amazon, on the other hand, will lose $50 million, just the cost of doing business in the form of a bribe paid to the corrupt crime family currently running the US.

01.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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