Blueberry Windex

yeaaaaaaaa I’m done see ya nerds

Bluesky is getting botted to hell

someone needs to study the twink to MAGA pipeline what the fuck is going on

holy shit did the zizians do it?

If you perform two mitzvahs you can get a Crunchwrap

I don’t think JD Vance can do a push up

Tech oligarchs be like noooo don’t learn to cook and grocery store get a meal kit for only $200 a week

I don’t need AI to tell me to kms I tell myself that

Since America is named after an Italian does that make all of America Italian?

Now’s the perfect time to drop the Epstein files and nobody reads em because we’re dumb lol

is this because the giants cut tommy cutlets

Wait Taylor Swift is straight? Dammit I really though I had a chance

Just saw someone with “Free 🇮🇹” in their bio. What a going on w Italy?

Make America Horny Again

Marianne Williamson 2028 she won’t throw trans people under the bus

Free Luigi

I’ve never seen Donald Trump and Pedobear in the same room

Incels should be drafted

I heard drunk driving doesn’t count if you have a cigarette

why are there no woke hardware stores I need a new tape measure but don’t wanna get hate crimed

Tom Cruise is a furry?

Damn if that hurricane were a bit closer to land all the planes would have been grounded!

Wait was the Industry Baby video foreshadowing wtf

RIP Jose Menéndez you would have loved Roblox

I came here to get high and eat jelly beans and I’m all out of jelly beans

Soccer should ban injuries

Snoop Dogg Epstein Files

Imagine schlep taking down a Roblox pedophile and it ends up being Trump

Andrew Cuomo Masked Singer

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!