☕️🏈KӨFFΣΣ JΣDI🏈☕

Probably easier to get an "eye of a corpse that has died a violent death", tbh. Dark Web special.

Traitors support their own. Businesses will be closely monitored by the state. Dear leader has spoken.

The most loyal generals get 20 new medals celebrating their loyalty to the party and dear leader. And his magnificence will wear his full regalia. It'll be splendid.

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

An owl with glowing eyes. They are standing on top of a Christmas tree at night. The text reads: Merry Christmas! You’ve been visited by the owl of Christmas safety! Water your tree! A dry Christmas tree burns fast!

From all of us!

Gaetz bought it for his HS freshman girlfriend.

#Fallout S2 is now filming 🎬☢️

No matter how demoralized we are in today's America, I'll always have this selfie of me meeting Jane Goodall.

It absolutely was. And the best JJF game plan he's had since he became the interim OC.

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aTm needs to be at Texas next weekend now.

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Gorgeous. Here's my mom on her wedding day in 1977.

I actually turned to my wife and said this when it happened. It's in the name. We jump the gun.

Oklahoma rushing the field with 28 seconds left

So Sooners stealing land before they're allowed to, eh

Feels so damn good.

What a scene. What a night.

FINAL FROM NORMAN❗️❗️❗️

Vlad is a swell guy.

What exactly are they so damn afraid of? They think that one trans congresswoman is looking to attack them in the bathroom or are they just pandering to their base?

You're only saying out loud what we are all thinking.

Gorgeous.

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That's awesome. Creed is the man.

Rats wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for them getting in all your pantry food. And pooping everywhere. And multiplying. And carrying disease. Dammit. I hate rats.

Here is a picture of Hitler greeting Hindenburg (president of the Weimar Republic), who is wearing a Pickelhaube in the photo.

That's Hindenburg in your picture. This is Kaiser Wilhelm II.

I'm a fan, tbh. Of you and women in general. Looking forward to seeing some humiliation. Kinda hoping to see less of the misogyny here, but I'm seeing more of the bad variety X-ites on here by the day. Get em girl.

Wasn't content with getting in the box. Needed to make a statement. 😆