Turf Clubber

This freaking place has a Del Taco and I don't

Wow, great minds. I was just thinking last night about Scrooge McFuck

If you're unwilling to meet a genocide-enabler halfway, since he did a few good things, you're immature.

Plus, it would be very funny when Manchin casts tiebreaker votes that go against the wishes of the administration.

Cagliostro was a massive overlay winning the Hanshin a 4/1. By rights, ought to have been more like 3/2. The public simply couldn't resist name horses like EXTRA ANEJO and ZOZOS, whom Cagliostro is clearly better than at the moment.

His dunking on DeSantis is the "rattling shiny keys" out in front of vetoing anything in CA that corporations instruct him to, no matter the public good.

The Blackhawks, the Ducks, and the Blue Jackets are going to be known for not picking Ivan Demidov.

The vibe I detected off of the Utah hockey team's owner when he was on the stage making the team's first pick was "ketamine".

Friday Key Horses at Churchill Downs Kentucky racing moves to Ellis Park next week and the racing at Churchill on closing weekend is high quality. As per usual, I find the Saturday card with the most prestigious races the weakest betting...

The back half of Churchill Downs' Friday card is badass. I wrote about my key horses for the Pick 6.

Jose Ortiz got done dirty to get kicked off Cagliostro for the Hanshin on Sunday. Prat hasn't ridden a single horse for Cherie Devaux in the last five years.

Have you started watching old SummerSlams yet?

I have no complaints with the Quest brand protein tortilla chips. Not the most logical pairing, but using them to excavate TJ's spinach and kale greek yogurt dip is a nice snack.

Nineteen Oysters is the rare thoroughbred named after a good idea.

The favorite thing of some folks now that they think makes them sound hip and prescient is to declare some playoff series is absolutely going to be a Gentlemen's Sweep. They love using that term to indicate their membership in the in-group of sports knowers.

Oh my god, the guy they tossed was the one who made some slight incidental contact with an ump. Can't make it up.

Errr, Florida. Not FSU. But this delay is ridiculous.

Refs about to be cops in this FSU-Clemson Super Regional game?

2yo turf route at Horseshoe Indy this week. First one of those I've seen in 2024. These are always interesting to watch. Like newborn deer running around out there.

If anyone doubts this, they can still experience it in many nooks of southern California, such as Pasadena.

Pretty funny to me that Bloodhorse put a disclaimer at the bottom of its article about Frank Stronach getting arrested for sexual assault explaining why they reported on something that isn't positive about a thoroughbred owner/breeder. They're so sorry!

Slap fight!

There was that news item before the Kentucky Derby that Timberlake wouldn't run. But he was sound, and would simply be looking at shorter races.
Nope! Disappeared from the face of the earth.

I'm in such a good mood that I entertained the idea that the Arby's burgers in the commercial are worth a shot.

Can't find a race with a clearer lone speed horse than the Not Surprising Stakes at Gulfstream Saturday. Lone speed is PREVENT.

LFG Oilers!

But with the good guys winning both conference finals, we are in the clear.

It's time, Canada.

There is a guy on the stream of the WSOP Pot Limit Omaha final table who is wearing a Breathe Right strip.

Sunday night grilling achieved w burgers w scallion pancake buns. Watching the hockey now on delay to bypass commercials and intermissions. And then gonna continue PARTING THE WATERS outside on a very pleasant evening til the light goes. Good times.

Tonight's hockey game is just like last night's. If it gets closed out, my preferred team is I the Finals. If it doesn't, it's Game muthafuckin' 7 time.

Fuck me, gets $13.40 for it. I got the $100 game for a whopping $20 profit on tourney action today.