Sir WarGit, a Tom Nook subsidiary

Jamie-Lee Curtis be like:

Found some chicken liver in the freezer that technically went off last December.

Buxton's great. Very underrated.

I thought I was English when I was eight & didnt know it was in question in 1982. I heard about the rejectionist NF case when I was ten in 1984 - but heard many people rejected it. (We had the Daily Mail in our house: the sports pages were vocal about this after the Barnes wonder goal in Rio)

Hearing about John Healey being briefed about the Afghan fiasco and the cover-up in opposition and then the rest of the new Cabinet being told upon taking office and it's poignantly like Harry Truman being told America had The Bomb, but incredibly shit.

The fiscal problem for Labour is Giles is right. The political problem for Labour (& also for whoever succeeds Labour, any time in the next decade or so) is not enough people know or believe Giles is right, there are zero votes in telling ppl Giles is right and many votes on offer from Giles denial

Soon there'll be more unbroadcastable MasterChef shows than missing episodes of Dr Who.

Back on Twitter! So long, suckers!

Amol Rajan's agent right now:

And they mustn't use it as an excuse to bugger around with the format.

Anyway, assuming both John and Greggggggg are kaput, my favoured replacement (I think) would be Rob Owen Brown and Jimi Famurewa. Jimi because I like him and he needs the work and R O B because he'd bring the hearty rough diamond dynamic (but Northern) while also being able to cook.

Hell of a juxtaposition

I'm open to the idea this is justified, but I'm afraid I'm not sure I'm willing to accept it at face value without being told what it is that he's supposed to have said.

Ok, so now Torode has been sacked for a seven-year-old comment he still denies happened and which we're apparently not allowed to know what it was supposed to be. It may be completely justified, but I want to have the information to draw my own conclusion on this.

There's also - again, possibly an exclusively British context - a cohort of younger left-wingers who absolutely hate the housing status quo but are also wedded to the idea that easy home ownership is a machine for mass producing centre-right voters.

In a British context - and we have rather different mores so this may be misleading - people tend to get angry because a) muh environment and b) muh climate change but also perhaps mostly c) it will involve people making money building and providing stuff.

New Pulp Fiction reboot seems a bit ropey.

"offset lithograph on Japon"

We still haven't proven that the tree wasn't trying to nonce them up and they acted in self-defence.

Just realised I'm signed up for an auction tomorrow and I haven't the faintest idea what I was thinking of bidding on. Which is probably an indication that I should simply ignore it and not bother. And yet.

Anyway, yes, in other news it is possible that a second bottle of Pedro Ximinez sherry has been bought.

*that sort of thing = nostril flare and looks like he might be a bit whiffy

Have to say, was with a group of people earlier when the news came up on the radio - first item on the news - and there was a lot of groaning and a general view afoot that, dire and sad and angering and representative of Societal Decline thought it is, everybody was now pig sick of hearing about it

People accessing, consuming and sharing CSA material are out there not getting custodial sentences. Men who abuse women are basically never doing so. And rapists rarely make in to court.

It’s a fucking tree

More like late to the party, am I right kids?

I would quite like to know what John Torode's seven-year-old racist comment was before he gets sacked for it, tbh.

Chicken biriyani for tea.

"Le clump of trees."

Whodunnit? - Goodbye Sarge (15th July 1974). A packed panel today - Rodney Bewes, Billie Whitelaw, George Sewell and Reginald Bosanquet. It's so long ago that the Pert is able to ask his guests whether they were in the services (all the chaps were).