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For an urban boy on a dirty tour, I never felt so clean… πŸŸ₯β¬œοΈβ¬›οΈπŸŸ¨

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Sensing major Streisand effect with this move...

17.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon gonna work hard to bury those responses... fucking sick bastards...

17.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The true intersection of a sensational story and trying to help a colleague…

13.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if it was on an Olympic sheet...

12.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Pitchers and Catchers day to all who celebrate!

11.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 561    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8

Enjoyed your Bulwark appearance! Awesome!

11.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lived most my life in the Old Line state and have never seen an oriole in the wild!

09.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy for you Mina! You and @kenjennings.bsky.social !

09.02.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we get this half over so I can start watching Klanchella???

09.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you just learn about Ted Cruz today?

08.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flawless assessment.

07.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard ten

06.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Bulwark appearance was really good... hope you'll be on more often...

05.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great… more of my tax dollars to go to an eventual lawsuit…

30.01.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: ChatGPT please give me strategies that make it appear we’re taking the temperature down in MSP in a way out Fox News anchors can sell while we can still terrorize the citizenry.

A: Everything that’s happened in the last 24 hours.

29.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.01.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Senator. If you had not won, Larry Hogan would have voted to fund DHS.

27.01.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anger is a gift.

24.01.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such an elite Final Jeopardy response... hilarious dude... 🀌

23.01.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

✊🏼

23.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's only going to get worse. And faster.

20.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13484    πŸ” 2514    πŸ’¬ 704    πŸ“Œ 138

You really have to have a touch of sado-masochism in you to even be a sports fan.

By definition only one team in the sport you're following is going to end up being the champion. The odds of your team being those guys are pretty slim.

What is wrong with us?

18.01.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1210    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 31

Oh, the Administration that told me she was trying to kill that agent is also telling me the economy is great.

17.01.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes

16.01.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2627    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 28

So she had a pulse. That’s what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasn’t breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away.

Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.

16.01.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8092    πŸ” 3579    πŸ’¬ 329    πŸ“Œ 168
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12.01.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh now Matthew Golden catches a deep ball after fantasy is done

11.01.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There is zero chance these numbers are even real. Can’t imagine how bad it is.

09.01.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social

03.01.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 25811    πŸ” 7904    πŸ’¬ 722    πŸ“Œ 923

* Strike New Year’s; add β€œrandom Tuesday”

20.12.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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