@chigurhcrash.bsky.social
The posts you know and love, now with 50% less fat.
My 4 day weekend just turned into a 5 day weekend hell yeah
26.11.2024 15:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0excellent keming
26.11.2024 02:32 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0There's a glitch in the Matrix.
05.11.2023 14:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the reading rainbow song is a bop but saying you can go twice as high as a butterfly is hubris
05.11.2023 07:12 β π 565 π 68 π¬ 12 π 4/Bane voice "They even gave me a hate nameβEve Fartlow."
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Paul Coffing
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Thought there might be, like, a modicum of class analysis in this article in the brief window of time between reading these two sentences
19.10.2023 11:30 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Can't believe it's been 13 years already.
19.10.2023 12:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The jerk store called. I got the job!
30.09.2023 14:54 β π 2028 π 310 π¬ 23 π 1
harde klap voor honkbal!
this fucking language is going to kill me iβm sobbing
18.10.2023 13:22 β π 2058 π 467 π¬ 75 π 83Gabriel Byrne in Miller's Crossing.
19.10.2023 04:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is my posting uniform. show me yours
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And every time it would tell me I was locked, I wasn't actually locked at could still use Twitter normally. Now I don't get any locks or suspensions anymore, despite being extremely combative and profane at all times.
19.10.2023 04:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Honestly I don't think my Twitter account can get suspended or locked. I think it got bugged after one of my suspensions, every time I got suspended I just had to file an appeal and it would be automatically unsuspended within minutes.
19.10.2023 04:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just called him mean names and lived to post another day.
19.10.2023 04:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Skill issue
19.10.2023 04:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon Musk dropped and attempted to retrieve his fidget spinner, which landed edgewise and rolled directly into an eight-lane expressway. He has died.
18.10.2023 00:05 β π 75 π 7 π¬ 8 π 0I'm seeking refugee status.
18.10.2023 00:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mostly still on Twitter lol
17.10.2023 11:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Calvin's dad photoshopped onto a picture of Ethan Hawke from the movie First Reformed, in the scene where Ethan Hawke's character straps on a bomb vest.
Bill Watterson once he discovers there's an AI comics generator.
01.10.2023 04:48 β π 2430 π 416 π¬ 15 π 10welcome to the jungle we got lots of trees we got all the poison snakes and a bunch of chimpanzees
04.10.2023 22:56 β π 1070 π 210 π¬ 9 π 3wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
29.09.2023 17:06 β π 3456 π 722 π¬ 17 π 13Oh thank god
30.09.2023 04:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can you not show me every goddamn reply on the timeline?
30.09.2023 04:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0et tu brutus buckeye?
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