Sean Frank

The Seattle Mariners are about to approach levels of drunkenness previously only achieved by Irish poets and the 1986 Mets 🔱

Who in the Canadian government do I contact about annexing WA, MN, and CA?

I would place the odds at low to moderate that when D J T isn’t watching tv he’s getting briefed on all the bad people being so unfair to him on the internets because he a big wittle boy pwesident

Already annoyed at the number of news articles bemoaning “I voted for Trump but I didn’t think it would affect ME.” Seriously fuck this place. In the words of Dementus, I hold you profoundly in contempt.

I never in my wildest imagination thought I’d be a proponent of state secession but here we are.

Literally an entire Black Mirror episode as inspo for this. We’re waiting and we’d all subscribe.

Begging the NBA Board of Gov’s to announce expansion teams for Seattle and LV next month. Please gawd. I don’t ask for much.

We can all agree that this man baby watches tv round the clock, yeah?

The Onion NYT ad. The headline of the editorial says “CONGRESS, NOW MORE THAN EVER OUR NATION NEEDS YOUR COWARDICE”

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.

My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

We might be fucked anyway. But without portions of the judicial branch holding steady and providing mechanisms for accountability, we’d be living Biff’s alternate BTTF2 Hill Valley.

As a lawyer, can confirm that a lot them have huge egos and just plain suck. That said, I’m so grateful there are ethical, principled fighters with backbone out there ready to hold this clown dick administration accountable by one means or another.

Nuggets in 4th in a deeply competitive Western Conference. Does not compute.

Best sign of the day in Seattle: “Abort the broligarchy.” Fuck these clowns. #handsoff

I love a good White Lotus discussion as much as the next person, but the internet needs to pump the brakes on these elaborate theories. That’s not what this show is or ever has been. It’s not fucking Knives Out.

Underrated feeling: discovering two recording artists you are obsessed with have collaborated on a song or album and it slaps.

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Seattle ties as the least religious U.S. metro area in new study A new Pew report shows that among 34 major U.S. metros, Seattle tied for the highest share of the population with no religious affiliation, writes FYI Guy.

Knew their was a reason I moved here

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Cardboard cocaine ftw

America is an amazing country, sometimes you tell someone they deserve better from their government and workplace and they get mad at YOU

Uptown Cinema: RIP David Lynch

#QueenAnne #Seattle
#DavidLynch 🤍

Black Mirror is starting to look a bit over optimistic

This is excellent.

Zima crawled so Mikes Hard could run.