Kai

It’s the years of bread because I’m about getting that money! Can you please send me 25 dollars for binge drinking?

Nurse Jackie showed up on my YouTube shorts now that was a show, some exec off his four martini lunch, “What if a middle aged woman did pills at her job?” You’re describing every woman I’ve been fired by in my life

[Goggins character in a McBride show] I’ll have you know muthafucker I spent 6 months living with the bonobos and they thought I was ice cold, even the lady ones kept trying to grab my dick

[Danny McBride Character] I bet you my damn left nut them monkeys was all dudes!

Whenever they describe someone as a leech in an old book expecting you to side against the character but that’s everything I’m about, my entire life has been about figuring out elaborate ways to give as little as possible and take more than I’ve earned, nothing wrong with that

Communism is good and I want it

Anyways if you wanna read it like this and I’ll send you the absolute mess first draft it’s in

Anyways if you wanna read it like this and I’ll send you the absolute mess first draft it’s in

Thank you! I’ll send you a link to it on Twitter since it’s on another document now

Way too late for anyone to be around but I finally finished my novel and it feels insane but I feel so good about it even though it’s a mess editing wise

The space race is ultimately just a representation of how much further ahead the ussr technologically than any comparable capitalist nation and it’s weakening/loss just made those fields atrophy

Writing is really easy if you literally sacrifice everything for it: career, friendship, companionship, any chance at bettering your life. Throw it all away, then the pages just fly

Can’t believe I’ve written 315 pages of absolute bullshit in three months there really is something wrong with my brain

Sorry I haven’t been on here I’ve been miring in unemployed misery but I’m getting very close to being done with my novel so one good thing going

I’m running on 3 hours of sleep, I’m clearly experiencing a life event induced manic episode and I see the ending of my novel now perfectly. I’m never going to die

Float on playing in the bar, you mind if a white boy speaks a little Cascadian?

That’s really sweet of you to say, I appreciate it dec

Lowlanders Vol. 1 by Kai Johansen The gnarled root, the murky swamp underfoot, the soot on the autumn air, it's coming everyday, the Lowlands gets us all

Hey I lost my job today and I’m gonna be fucked for a bit if you’re able to I’d appreciate any purchases of my book from earlier this year thanks tasnyx.itch.io/lowlanders-v... #booksky #fantasybooksky

Honestly kind of forgot how to post because i save all my energy for writing now, so all I have in my head is like “pb&j is lowkey goated” and “i really need to put my head under a car’s front tire asap”

I hate to hear it but I do enjoy seeing your display name every time I do

Goddamn I’m sorry to hear that it sounds hellish

Good evening fellow broke asses..

I know it’s fruitless but what can I say I love degrading myself online spiritually

Lowlanders Vol. 1 by Kai Johansen The gnarled root, the murky swamp underfoot, the soot on the autumn air, it's coming everyday, the Lowlands gets us all

Forgot to post about it on here also but a bit back I released a volume of the web serial I’ve been writing on and off if you’d like to read something of mine while I’m working on my novel forever. Money’s tough rn so I’d appreciate it tasnyx.itch.io/lowlanders-v...
#booksky #writing #dryjacker

big dog t-shirt with the text "I'm having an out of money experience" and a sad looking big dog

found this unusually melancholy big dogs shirt on ebay

Anyways to update people on here what is been up to I’ve written like 200 pages of my cyberpunk novel and I’m in an identical hell everyday forever, hope you’ve been well

I love barely having enough money to make it every week, and I love that it’ll be like this forever

It’s kind of overwhelming how much your posts are stolen and somehow people can monetize it before you can

I do kind of find it novel that this place is one of the last places on the internet where I will not have to hear about my posts getting screenshotted because I have no clout here, its refreshing

I think I should get into gas station percs and irreparably destroy my life to become a better artist

Lesbians have in the past often found themselves allured by my presence despite the lack of attraction perhaps due to my karmic character and ability to whip up a red sauce pasta dish from scratch with ease in under 90 minutes