Kai

It’s so funny to have a computer that can’t even run twine like come on man give me a break

I need an actual working computer again so I can remake my 1000 page long meta-text horror twine novel that no one will read for the fourth time

Thank you!

They’re hiding, uh, drugs in the, er, oil, we’ll have to extract all of it just to make sure nothing gets left behind, another million innocent lives saved by the Amerikkkan Empire!

The Kai Bonanza by Kai Johansen A bundle by Kai Johansen, $26.97 for 10 games

If you prefer to exchange money for goods and services here’s everything on my itch page on sale itch.io/s/173455/the...

If you make too much money at a corporate job or you’re like an evil lawyer or something it’s gonna be Christmas this month and I don’t get anything until January for school and not sure how I’ll cover my bills, not the most pressing matter but venmo same as my @ thanks

Poem I wrote earlier this morning when I couldn’t sleep

Not what I’m asking for

Clock is ticking

Does My Trail Lead Back To You? [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]Luka’s life changed the summer he started playing baseball with Jace, but as it always does, life complicates itself and Luka finds himself running f...

I never posted about my baseball novel on here but I’m still releasing chapters until I’m finished with it so please read them and make an account and give it 5 stars I’m just trying to have one good thing in my dogshit life #booksky #writing #suicidal www.royalroad.com/fiction/1389...

If I was drowning in the pacific all of you would be on a life boat pushing me deeper into the restless sea all for the crime of just trying to live

Sometimes overwhelmed with how stupid and pointless my life is mostly but after long enough I find something trivial to focus on so as long as I can keep doing this until I die I’m good

MMA guy from war-torn country: Is ok life, only get punched in head sometimes, for this I thank god

Baseball player from Duluth, MN talking about going 0-5 and making two errors: When I’m out there on the crossroads I’m not sure what’ll get me first, my sins or the serpents

Genuinely appreciate it, my Venmo is same as my @ here

Everywhere sucks to be and I have no money and everything is pointless

Can I have 25 dollars

Black Friday 2025 by Kai Johansen A bundle by Kai Johansen, $5.98 for Lowlanders Vol. 1, The Lilac Fields

Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch

Black Friday 2025 by Kai Johansen A bundle by Kai Johansen, $5.98 for Lowlanders Vol. 1, The Lilac Fields

Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch

Uh, this year they’re giving the turkey a spot in the cabinet! Fuck too topical. Er, I heard this year the turkey was arrested for embezzlement, no wonder he lost all that weight, fuck too esoteric. You hear about the turkey this year, death by lethal brine injection! Fuck yes that’s the shit!

I’m looking for about 50-500 patrons to help me produce confrontational fiction about what if you woke up one day and everyone was Chinese, or stuff about how candy doesn’t taste the same anymore and naps feel like getting hit all over with steel chairs.

No paper, no fans, no motion, life saved only by alcohol and the bull-headed desire to never have to be behind a cash register again in my life. When I die it will be the most preventable death of all time. Give me a modest 10,000 dollar advance for my next novel and let me live

Anything for my good friend, Yoru

Hello my life is forfeit and I have nothing save for my excesses

The babes were bodacious yes but the journey was even more bodacious

I’m in the Epstein emails but to be fair I was not invited to his island though I was very close to getting him as an angel investor in my 160 hour long nude tactical rpg titled Bodacious Odyssey

Öcalan is conceptually interesting theory wise but I think largely speaking his ideology failed and thereby allowed his “state” to become a western puppet unfortunately

It’s just alien people over there

At least on twitter I can expect them to be fascists but you guys are willingly choosing to be liberals?

It’s 2025 and you still don’t think alienation is the prime condition of the class constraint of the working people. Grow up