Ian P

Is … is Sam Darnold god?

Washington can’t command much of anything right now with the government shutdown, especially a football field. You see? Because the team is the Commanders, and currently the … I’ll see myself out.

I didn’t even do anything and I’m blocked?

I have a name Shivam.

The narrative around this is crazy. Like, at best, AT BEST the man doesn’t care what he permenantly marks onto his skin. It’s fucking insane. Some people watched Starship Troopers for the guns and violence alone, it’s clear.

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Love to see a decklist.

Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"

YouTube video by Flashman Hal fixing a lightbulb (Malcolm in the Middle S03E06)

This is the baking equivalent of that Malcolm in the Middle scene. youtu.be/5W4NFcamRhM?...

Pia and Kiran Naalar — Eric Deschamps Illustration

Yes! www.ericdeschamps.com/art-prints/p...

Love seeing a Mariners / Blue Jays ALCS. I can’t lose!

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

We’re getting breakfast. What are we getting, what are we drinking?

Gesunheidt

Enjoy seeing you at Elder game knight social club at home in a few months.

I bet you can remaster St Anger and it sounds great. I still like Shoot Me Again, despite the mix.

Beyond Local: Oilers 50/50 raffle has paid $81M to company owned by hockey group over 4 years, documents reveal The foundation says Win50 is responsible for all costs related to running the raffle, including additional prizes, television and radio commercials, promotion and advertising, the raffle technology pl...

Oilers 50/50 raffle has paid $81M to company owned by hockey group over 4 years, documents reveal www.stalbertgazette.com/beyond-local... Quite the scoop from @brettmckay.bsky.social

I drafted Javonte Williams in Dallas so I’ve made some good picks. I had to homer with KWIII though.

Yes also I’ve got him in Fantasy. Not biased.

Me, on the phone, frantic and sweating profusely: “Your telling me I drafted HOW MANY #Chiefs players?”

reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite

How dare you be this funny.

That moment of doubt when you fill out a Captcha and it asks you to do it again. "Did I miss a set of stairs? Do I even know what stairs are? Am I a Robot? ... ... ... am I S̵̤̲̲̒̔̈́̆̈́̎̿̃T̵̡͉̘̅̑͘A̴̧͔̣̒͛̇͠ͅI̷̛̺͌́͛̃̑Ṙ̴͔͕̖̤̬̈͒S̷͔̣̠̼̼̥̻͐́́̾̑̐?"

What about bad restaurants? What about a place that’s greasy and terrible and cheap and great?

The McDavid era in Edmonton will be defined by its goaltending, not the most electric player in two decades, and that’s such an indictment on #Oilers management that it hurts.

Something golgari.

I’m tired boss.

I’m going to be thinking about “Jason I’m locked in,” from #Taskmaster for some time.

Would love this!

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