Christine

Here are some of my favorite accounts on here!

Consider giving them a follow. go.bsky.app/6ZPSJH3

One of the biggest jump scares for me is when someone starts telling me that they loved a book and how the NYT bestselling author is one of their favorites…

…meanwhile, I ghostwrote the book they’re talking about and have to pretend I’ve never heard of it. 😮‍💨

PAW

Post from '@quadcarl_carl' reads, "They're eating the checks. They're eating the balances"

I hear this in reggae.

Graphic featuring Veronica's dog Bodhi (a black and brown shepherd mix) looking intently at the camera. He's next to a copy of DIFFICULT GIRLS, a young adult thriller with a pink cover that depicts pictures of girls with blood splattered on them. It says: Preordering this book supports his lavish* lifestyle. *lavish = expensive pet food because he has a sensitive tummy Barnes and Noble February 5-7 Code: PREORDER25 For 25% OFF Online Only Premium and Rewards Members Premium Get an Extra 10%!

With the book drive, I haven't had time to make a graphic for the B&N sale for my @getunderlined.bsky.social book (out 7/8). Luckily, Bodhi volunteered to take the lead on the task.

Please tell him what a good job he did because graphic design is his passion and he really tried his best. 🥹

Updated list of companies committed to DEI

Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans

“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”

“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”

“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”

“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”

Pause.

“I needed to make a statement.”

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Try to eat some veggies and drink water today. You’re going to need your strength.

My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad

Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

Person’s feet standing on a frozen lake.

“Go outside and touch grass,” they said.

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

Every Senator, Republican and Democrat, should vote NO on the Hegseth nomination.

Pass it on.

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

After over six years of ghostwriting for celebrities and other authors, I finally get to see my debut YA novel on the shelves. It’s called DIFFICULT GIRLS and features angry, messy girls fighting back against horrible men, a theme park setting, unsolved mysteries resurfacing, and more. 🎟️🎠🔪🖤