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One of those fanfiction weirdos. This is a mastodon account; if you're on bsky, follow @ap.brid.gy if you want me to see your replies/follow you! ๐ŸŒ‰ bridged from https://federatedfandom.net/@bloodripelives on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/

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this is what you get if you type "write me the kind of tv show that gets a horny fandom" into chatgpt

16.11.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

today's (this weeks? idk when it comes out but the discord watches it on sundays) episode of talamasca was so unbelievably dire

16.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
New Session | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME LOUIS/STACK FICโ€ฆ..

https://archiveofourown.org/works/74245441

15.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@whimwitch OH NICE I have a pebble that I set up with the new software and it was cool. but I was on android then and ios now and apparently you had to keep reinstalling the app every two weeks and ultimately I donโ€™t actually want a smart watch very muchโ€ฆ. but they are really coolโ€ฆ.

15.11.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I saw a labubu irl yesterday. it got overshadowed because I also had a lab where I got to stabilize an inverted pendulum around the up position with pole placement and also went to a queer kink party. but I did also see a labubu which was a first

15.11.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
โ€˜Are they going to eat me alive?โ€™: trail runners become prey in newest form of hunting Nervous reporter is chased across English countryside by baying bloodhounds, in what could soon be only legal way to hunt with dogs

the british are always thinking up insane new fetish scenarios

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/15/are-they-going-to-eat-me-alive-trail-runners-become-prey-in-newest-form-of-hunting

15.11.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they need to stop making llm personal assistant apps and start making an app called Soup Near You. it shows you all the soup available near you

14.11.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
all things either good or ungood - Chapter 2 - tei - Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

second chapter of tongueworld today.... in which daniel is a nice man and reacts well in stressful situations <3 (lying)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/73829366/chapters/193570946

14.11.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The people who would learn the most from an "interfaith discussion panel with faith leaders" are exactly the people who would never in a million years show up to such a panel.

14.11.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
batman slapping meme:
this time I guess I really do need to use matlab for--
GNU OCTAVE!

batman slapping meme: this time I guess I really do need to use matlab for-- GNU OCTAVE!

every year of school is like

14.11.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait. octave can open .mat files. BYE

14.11.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A computer error message titled "MathWorks Licensing Error 5201" is displayed. It states: "Unable to communicate with required MathWorks services (error 5201)." There are options for "Help" and "Cancel," along with a link

A computer error message titled "MathWorks Licensing Error 5201" is displayed. It states: "Unable to communicate with required MathWorks services (error 5201)." There are options for "Help" and "Cancel," along with a link

OH I AM GOING TO DO VIOLENCE

14.11.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MATLAB. MATLAB SHIT

14.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A computer screen displays a restart notification, indicating that the device could not be updated at the scheduled time. There are options to "Restart now" or "Wait an hour." An alert icon is also visible in the corner.

A computer screen displays a restart notification, indicating that the device could not be updated at the scheduled time. There are options to "Restart now" or "Wait an hour." An alert icon is also visible in the corner.

well ok. I guess I have an hour to get my marla shit done and hightail it back to mint before I get noncon updated to windows 11

14.11.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ectoplasmjames.bsky.social I bet he is

14.11.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
iwtv louis smiling in a very pained way

iwtv louis smiling in a very pained way

@ectoplasmjames.bsky.social

14.11.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ectoplasmjames.bsky.social also I like your Paragraphs. theyโ€™re very clearly delineated in whatever software this is

14.11.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ectoplasmjames.bsky.social PLEASE DONโ€™T FUCK ME WHILE WEโ€™RE HEREโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ I love their loveeeee

14.11.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAOOO YOU HAVE NO MOVES I HAVE ALL THE MOVES bless their hearts they're trying so hard. thank you talamasca for the slap and the frottage it was very nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMtYG_gb65k

14.11.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@xcirce.bsky.social because itโ€™s a novel and I know I donโ€™t like listening to novels haha

13.11.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the thing about rashid is heโ€™s not getting nearly enough action on ao3

13.11.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ectoplasmjames.bsky.social PLEASEEEEE Iโ€™M TRYINGGGGGGF

13.11.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on one hand the talamasca show did fumble daniel like please. heโ€™s a dirtbag but heโ€™s a WEIRD PERVERT not this normie shit. on the other hand sure whatever Iโ€™ll take the hand in my jacket

13.11.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why did I waste a credit on on earth we are briefly gorgeous. wishful thinking there is absolutely no way I am listening to that RIP

13.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also I donโ€™t like fiction audiobooks to pretty much all of the stuff I listen to is nonfiction by living* authors so Iโ€™m fine with them having my money

*or should-be-living I guess

13.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got a new phone that can download libby and idk whether or not to keep libro.fmโ€ฆ. itโ€™s not exactly cheap but I donโ€™t prefer audiobooks any time other than driving so 2 weeks isnโ€™t a losing enough loan to finish most of themโ€ฆ

13.11.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

finally finished navalnyโ€™s memoir on the way home from work today now for something. well โ€œcompletely differentโ€ would maybe be an overstatement

13.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh hell yes eric bogosian narrates the audiobook for operation nemesisโ€ฆ.

13.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cabbage

12.11.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

after getting back the memory where armand picks out the paper bag thing. daniel brings it up to just he isnโ€™t really like that it was dumb kid stuff heโ€™s not a dirtbag that shit doesnโ€™t get him hot. and armand hands him a paper bag and undresses and well. of course he does. hotly and dirtbaggily

12.11.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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