Johnathan Sparks

Commenting on everyone’s insta pics with “clearly AI”

Stars? Or drones? Guess we’ll never know…

OpenAI Pleads That It Can’t Make Money Without Using Copyrighted Materials for Free OpenAI is begging Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's "impossible" for the company to make money without them.

"Sorry, we can't make this technology that sucks and nobody wants and that uses enough power to blow up the moon unless we *also* steal people's shit to throw into our content woodchipper in order to produce mediocre digital particleboard out of the cumulative artbarf."

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“God, I’m tired”

*keeps scrolling*

Why tf did he have to say it like that??

Damn, Eve 6, I thought you were cool, but I don’t know if I can support you and that blender song anymore if you’re gonna be out here with typos in your posts

Sorry, BlueSky. But It’s time for us all to migrate over to the newest Twitter: DroneSky
#aliens #drones #ufo #newtwitter

So many drones!! 😱

Day in the life of a #writer:

✅ Slept til 10
❌ Writing done
✅ Apartment vacuumed
❌ Writing done
✅ 3 hours of Reddit
❌ Writing done
✅ All 3 Hobbit movies watched
❌ Writing done
✅ Abyss stared into
❌ Writing still not done

Babe, you ok? You’ve barely touched your billionaire

🤦‍♂️ noo, we said EAT the rich #onejob

Coming to a restaurant near you!

No, I can’t. But only because I’m too dumb to understand what you said :(

“TwitterX, formerly known as MAGAsucks, formerly known as MAGArules, formerly known as X, formerly known as Twitter…”

I survived the rise and fall of Twitter and the rise and fall of Threads AMA

BREAKING: Trump appoints Trudeau as governor of Canada (??)

Trump once pardoned a guy who said “pardon me, Mr. President” after bumping into him. That guy? Hannibal Lector. But ok

“Writer/comedian/handsome guy Johnathan Sparks joins Bluesky”

— Headlines tomorrow, probably

@aoc.bsky.social was the first person to hit 1M followers on Bluesky and I will be the second! Day 1 of posting casually once a week until 1M followers 🫡

Finally, a safe space for liberals 🙏