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Retro programmer. Bug archaeologist. Biscuit muncher (pro). SAP HANA performance guy. No-AI here - only real stupidity. Nothing I say concerns my day job or employer. Preemptive explicit refusal for anything I post to be used to train AI models 20241230

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Oh. Dear. Anyway, moving on

10.08.2025 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These were a real game changer. Then the Jaz came along and I couldnโ€™t afford one ๐Ÿคฃ

10.08.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will be in Heidelberg on Tuesday.

For lunch I have the choice between my usual (Urban Kitchen), the Irish Pub, the Mexican place (Dr Flotte), or Palmbrรคu Gasse. Thatโ€™s too much choice for me

10.08.2025 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve decided to get rid of the clocks at the house. The cat reminds me of all important times

When I need to get up because she is hungry
When she is hungry
When she is hungry
When she is hungry
When itโ€™s time to go to bed because sheโ€™s tired

What use are clocks to me?

10.08.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cleaveโ€ฆ

09.08.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well thatโ€™s the first time Iโ€™ve ever seen an article about the SAM Coupรฉ in France. In fact itโ€™s the first time Iโ€™ve seen the words. Even eBay France doesnโ€™t know what Iโ€™m talking about

09.08.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this. Very muchly

09.08.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jazz Suite number 2

09.08.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything Robin Hobb writes/has written is brilliant. Love it all!

08.08.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have enough hands.

I need to pick up the TV, so I can put it on a monitor stand, so that my remote control can "see" the IR receiver, because the soundbar is in front of it.

And I don't have enough hands.

If anyone has any spare hands, could you please get in touch? It's kind of urgent

08.08.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first rule of pedo club. We donโ€™t talk about pedo club

08.08.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can confirm. Incredible sound

#chuffed

07.08.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put AI expert on your cvโ€ฆ.

A joke but only half. And I am in the same situation as you and it depresses me

07.08.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bought a record player. On special, paid for with heavily-subsidised by work gift cards. Came out to about โ‚ฌ80 for me instead of 249

Nice Audio Technica entry-level-but-still-very-respected with Bluetooth output so I can play it on my soundbar.

Canโ€™t wait to get home

07.08.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ

07.08.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brand new gate motor, which my son and I installed allbyourselves, decided that opening was fine, but closing again was too much to ask.

My 100M$ solution, a small piece of wood to stop the gate opening quite so far

Does this mean I am now a pro?

07.08.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lemon, honey...and rum. IANAE, but the rum is the lurgy killer. Get btter quick!

07.08.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The numbers mentality is killing society - everywhere

07.08.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once jumped off the top of a tall tower (as a mage), rolled 99 to successfully cast a spider web spell to catch myselfโ€ฆ.then went back into the tower and died. Not my proudest moment, but I was on a high from the 99 ๐Ÿคฃ

06.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And yes, it did decide that two topics werenโ€™t important enough to be included, and a third got some new attributes

06.08.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me colleague told me today that he got eh-aye to rewrite the release note for a piece of software Iโ€™m the engineering lead for. Iโ€™m not sure what the appropriate response is. A bullet? A resignation letter?

06.08.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, that too

06.08.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what the best thing about K.I.T.T is?

Buttons

Not just a stupid screen you canโ€™t even bloody see if you are at the wrong angle to the sun. Buttons. Real ones

And switches

And LEDs

06.08.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i had that tshirt (well, not that EXACT one...). Wore it threadbare

06.08.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I donโ€™t know, for all their failings, some eh-aye agents must be at least as intelligent as politicians

And we know 100% that what eh-aye comes out with is bullshit, same as politicians

06.08.2025 06:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Google no, but you can de-eh-aye DuckDuckGo by going to noai.duckduckgo.com

05.08.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Despite promising myself I wouldn't do this any more, I seem to have bought myself a Spectrum Harlequin. Very rare to see one - built - for sale in France, and I couldn't have bought a kit and built it for the price, so I'm happy with that.

Good to see I can't trust myself though

05.08.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While this is true and I do, what it masks is that the devs on big AAA titles ALSO poured their hearts and souls into their games, and got royally shafted by mAnAgErS and coin pushing jerks

05.08.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back home after two weeks away. The usually fairly standoffish cat is inordinately happy to see me.

Makes going back to work tomorrow almost palatable

03.08.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes but thereโ€™s a character limit on Bluesky posts

02.08.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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