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Kristoph Yakeba

@skeletorso.bsky.social

That Guy. I am a Hypocrite

45 Followers  |  39 Following  |  100 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2023  |  1.6055

Latest posts by skeletorso.bsky.social on Bluesky

I didn't even know those existed.

07.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit

06.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When thing get popular I usually hate thing because what I love about it isn't usually latch onto.

06.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Believe the hype.

THE HOUSE WITH LAUGHING WINDOWS is one incredibly deranged movie.

Deliriously unhinged, this one combines inescapable dread and excruciating tension with a series of shocking reveals, each more insane than the last!

Absolutly sick. A new favorite!

06.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

The fact that you aren't already is a failure of the entertainment industry given the pervasiveness of your work.

06.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
γΏγ£γ‘γ‚Šγ­γ“γƒžγƒΌγƒ - MitchiriNeko March - Cute cat characters in a marching band!
YouTube video by Mitchiri MitchiriNeko (γΏγ£γ‘γ‚Šγ­γ“) γΏγ£γ‘γ‚Šγ­γ“γƒžγƒΌγƒ - MitchiriNeko March - Cute cat characters in a marching band!

Hey. watch this then.
youtu.be/lAIGb1lfpBw?...

06.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White people be Like: "I'm gonna die before I get to see Fargo! Nooooo"

06.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooooo.
If I wasn't about to be poor I'd offer to mail you mine as a loan.

06.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.

28.01.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5142    πŸ” 4324    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 28

@lcsoft.bsky.social Did you ever end up getting to play breath of the wild?

03.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this new piano setup is genuinely lifechanging i cannot thank you guys enough

01.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s to the point where a reasonable jury will find victims of police violence justified in fleeing police for fear of being maimed or murdered. I know I’d certainly see that as a reasonable fear for a brown or black man, and at this point, for some white people, too.

01.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was surprised how much I like it. It's a shockingly thematically dense film & bucks the trend by forcing you to pay maximum attention, distorting information.
I feel bad for him saying it had flaws because I think its just his audience isn't used to stuff like Solaris, Annihilation or the Void.

02.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww Hbomberguy likes Markiplier's movie Iron Lung and the movie is doing really well and Markiplier is crying and the crew all gets bonuses πŸ˜­πŸ’•

02.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Monster alien reaching toward the viewer from the shadows of an area filled with wires and pipes

Monster alien reaching toward the viewer from the shadows of an area filled with wires and pipes

I’m available for commissions and freelance work.

Get in touch!

Contact info on my portfolio: emo-sludge.com

20.01.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 577    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
comic:

when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns.

if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind.

if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind.

I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

comic: when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns. if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind. if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind. I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

Lil' comic about hope and longing πŸ’—

21.01.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17424    πŸ” 4658    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8

We need to start making a massive list of these changes so we can easily go back and revert them.

21.01.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Why are you so puritanical you're 22"- realest shit I've ever heard

21.01.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 801    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

21.01.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12747    πŸ” 4066    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 454

Yeeess my favorite movie of that year.

21.01.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doodled the little guy from the movie Junkhead

21.01.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never understood how it was so easy to convince people all around the world to setup a global surveillance network, THAT YOU PAID FOR.

ABOLISH THE SMART HOME
ABOLISH A.I.
RETURN TO COMMUNITY AND HELPING YOUR NEIGHBORS

19.01.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words:

"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."

Happy MLK Day.

19.01.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2915    πŸ” 1262    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Sorry I thought this was r crumb for a second.

14.01.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson sitting at his drawing table and smiling at the camera. He is a white man with short brown hair, a mustache, and glasses.

Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson sitting at his drawing table and smiling at the camera. He is a white man with short brown hair, a mustache, and glasses.

UPDATE: not dead, still the king.

13.01.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Zelda the Corgi lying next to the play mat looking up at the camera at Morgan hoping that she’ll get permission to play with the baby

Zelda the Corgi lying next to the play mat looking up at the camera at Morgan hoping that she’ll get permission to play with the baby

Oliver, the baby lying on a play mat and looking at a keyboard watching the lights flash with interest as he practices tummy time

Oliver, the baby lying on a play mat and looking at a keyboard watching the lights flash with interest as he practices tummy time

My corgi waits patiently for my newborn to finish tummy time so they can go back to snuggles πŸ₯Ή

14.01.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1820    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 2

"If God does exist, I reckon I'm smart enough to get one over on him" is a surprisingly common stance.

13.01.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard a phrase once that goes, "The overly religious man fashions a God he can handle: a smaller version of himself."

13.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
Drawing of a puppy covered in bandaids holding a yellow flower with the caption; "I refuse to become the kind of thing that once hurt me"

Drawing of a puppy covered in bandaids holding a yellow flower with the caption; "I refuse to become the kind of thing that once hurt me"

Puppy with flower

13.01.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4375    πŸ” 1396    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

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