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Surrealist painter πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Socials, store, and patreon: http://linktr.ee/TheArtofAsty email: theartofasty@gmail.com

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Plushies don’t usually get intestinal blockages that cost a thousand bucks to fix πŸ˜†

05.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Society would massively improve if nobody talked about her ever again

05.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The fluffy

05.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

the souls games obviously didnt invent civilizational collapse themes lol but they popularized the laser focus on it in modern videogames, parsing through dead or dying worlds that are stuck in perpetual stagnation is very much a thing that the HK games inherited from the souls games

02.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what makes Hollow Knight and Silksong soulslikes, more than the difficulty or the combat or parries or dodging, its their consistent and continuous theme of civilizational collapse and grotesque abuse of power from those at the top of the power hierarchy.

02.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

how do you guys dispose of knives safely? I have some very old knives with extremely degraded handles that I want to replace, but I've been hesitant on throwing them away cuz throwing straight knives into the trash sounds extremely dangerous for the people handling it

02.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! i actually did watch for that and took a few shots with different angles and poses from the mantis, and this was my favorite haha

02.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

inb4 Paimon gets mad at me

02.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

its a win win situation truly

02.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

technically not catholics only, but catholics are 86% of our population, and most of the other 14% is various other christian denominations, and garbage bins, especially nice, big ones, do get stolen frequently, so this is my current strategy lol

02.10.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

modern problems require... surprisingly archaic solutions

02.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Putting devil symbols on my garbage bin to disuade the catholic majority in my country from stealing it

01.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Katydids are so sweet, it’s always a joy when I find one

01.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She was actually, she bit me cuz I interrupted her meal, which was another one of my mantis that she escaped her enclosure to eat lmao

01.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dragonflies can also technically bite but just like mantises they have no reason to unless you’re prey haha

01.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bro jumped on my face

01.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to breed and raise them when I was younger and in all that time I only ever got bit once by a female that was unusually aggressive to anything that moved, I nicknamed her The Wolf lol

01.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

EXTREMELY rarely, and even when they do it just feels like a light pinch, they don’t produce any kind of venom

01.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazingly chill for a limbata male, these guys tend to be super skittish and shy, especially when not captive raised

01.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look what just waltzed into my bedroom

01.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

They did a stellar job honestly, her recovery has been so far steady and with zero complications, and her wound is healing perfectly well

01.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My friend Sama'a and her husband have two small children to feed in the middle of a warzone, and every dollar helps. Please give what you can.

30.09.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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You wouldn’t even know she had recent surgery if her belly wasn’t shaven and had the stitch points still on the incision lol

30.09.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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She really is chilling like nothing happened meanwhile I’m sick like a dog cuz my immune system crashed with the stress of her medical emergency lmao

30.09.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn’t be more right tbh

29.09.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss when films could be art directed by a sicko opium addicted Swiss surrealist painter

29.09.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

I’m chill I’m just being hyperbolic lol

29.09.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyways as soon as I’m less sick and I clear my commission queue I’ll probably do some Silksong art, probably by that time the hype will already be gone lmaoooo

29.09.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m nobody to chastise the weird shit other people are attracted to but if you need to force her into an anime gf goner body type, do you even actually like her? Lol

29.09.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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All these fanarts of Hornet being thick and curvy and with huge boobs piss me the fuck off SHE’S LITERALLY A STICK FIGURE COME ON

29.09.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

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