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CARTOON OF THE DAY

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Yeah prose sucks. I think they had a lawsuit too but I could be thinking of another brand? I use curlsmith, it’s my fave

your life is not a sacrifice on the altar of fascism and authoritarianism ... please get off of your knees

Talking is my religion and silence is a sin

Blue tinted car lights bad

Why is spray cheese almost $6 a can?! It’s like chemicals and not cheese??? I’m looking into new enrichment things for Queenie and like wow

A man very recently called for “involuntary lethal injection” for the mentally ill and the unhoused.

Literally talking about murdering other humans—and he still kept his job.

Brian Killmeade, Fox & Friends.

This is my funniest content violation (and my only one so far)

I have said it once, and I’ll say it again 🚨BAN BLUE TINTED HEADLIGHTS🚨

There is a treatment available there for a condition that I have. It’s not available in America at this time.

I think I have to go to Australia. Which sounds cool but I’m dreading it.

Who is hiring in Pittsburgh?

Is this a Zionist organization?

Truly a nightmare

Pitt move in week is the worst week of the year

The man who posted this blocked me LMFAO

This post gave me the ick

I hit a deer on my way home and have been crying since. It was a baby. I slammed on my breaks and she rolled and tumbled but didn’t go under my tires, just the front of my car. She stood up afterward and walked it off but I’m afraid she has internal damage and I’m so upset.

Hot people don’t wear Hey Dudes…they just don’t

Lmao sike it’s called Kiss Her Once for Me

It’s called Let it Snow by Alison Cochrun. It’s good and an easy read but I’m just not reaching for it much!

My life is so full of love and friendship and good things. I am so lucky.

EXTREMELY excited to report that I have just purchased a gift subscription to the Onion for my local books-to-prisoners program (they also accept periodicals).

Support good journalism, give incarcerated people a chance to laugh. Win-win!

cc: @theonion.com

I’ve been reading a sapphic book for two months on and off bc it’s not *for* me but I’m also not into it and I don’t wanna DNF. But I wanna be done with it so I can move on to the next thing

Cuomo is truly giving us an "it's one banana, Michael" campaign

When I was a kid, I was so obsessed with the Internet, but my mom wouldn’t she’ll out the money. I used one of the free 30 day trials, and then inputted her credit card information. She called the company, and they asked her if she wanted to sue me. I was 12 and scream-crying “NOOO! MOM YOU CAN’T!”

It is so nice to be considered.

I'm back in SF and actively searching the streets for Wily. If you see her, DO NOT approach her, just call me: 4152185520.

Happy International Cat Day, have some super cute Chinese cat paw rope knots. 🐾