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Stanley Tattucci

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“I am a very hungry, very horny person.” - Stanley Tucci

56 Followers  |  52 Following  |  137 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  2.3119

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30.06.2025 19:15 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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The boys were definitely boppin’.

#RaiseIt 🏴‍☠️

29.06.2025 00:36 — 👍 96    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 2

nathan fielder we need you

21.06.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm sorry, i hope this is good, but you simply cannot make a music biopic without making me think of Walk Hard

18.06.2025 13:40 — 👍 178    🔁 15    💬 16    📌 0

I thought the pavement movie was okay but it did have the effect of me never being able to take a music biopic seriously again (I just watched the springsteen movie trailer)

18.06.2025 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fucked up (ate two entire cinnamon rolls and feel like hurling)

13.06.2025 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hold him at gunpoint

11.06.2025 19:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.

Q. Have you seen any good movies lately? A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy. Q. How did you like it? A. Fantastic movie. Very funny. Q. What's your favorite movie? A. Norbit.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

11.06.2025 17:00 — 👍 13183    🔁 2205    💬 70    📌 83

dumbest coworker in every office in shambles today

10.06.2025 12:40 — 👍 3549    🔁 953    💬 20    📌 6

The Andor S1 recap is 14 minutes long. No wonder I had no idea what was happening in S2E1

09.06.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

same, wonder if it’s the same person lol

09.06.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I'm gonna need you all to not do this shit. Grow up. Be a serious person.

09.06.2025 14:11 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

05.06.2025 20:05 — 👍 21340    🔁 4025    💬 102    📌 43

He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out

05.06.2025 20:03 — 👍 601    🔁 86    💬 11    📌 3

Instead they will be paying unemployed workers out of the goodness of their hearts 💕

05.06.2025 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

does anyone else give their entire recent medical history to the dude at the omelet station

03.06.2025 13:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Ammon, Bloomfield, Highland*, Jack Stack, Magee, Moore, Ormsby, Phillips, Ream, Schenley**, & Westwood 

Monday – Friday                                                                      

12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim                                                    

1 - 7 PM: Open Swim                                                                

7 – 7:45 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

 

Saturday, Sunday & Holidays  

12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

1 – 5:45 PM: Open Swim 

 

*Highland early Adult Lap Swim will be held from 11 AM to 1 PM. 

**Due to size & capacity limitations, Schenley Pool is unable to host lap swim. 

 

Banksville, Riverview & West Penn 

Tuesday, Thursday, & Friday 

12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

1 –7 PM: Open Swim 

7 – 7:45 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

 

Saturday, Sunday & Holidays 

12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

1 – 5:45 PM: Open Swim 

 

McBride & Sue Murray 

Monday – Friday 

12 – 5 PM: Open Swim 

 

Holidays 

Juneteenth - Thursday, June 19, 2025 

Fourth of July 

Labor Day - Monday, September 1, 2025 

 

NOTE:  Pool Tags will be available beginning opening day at all open pool entry gates.

Ammon, Bloomfield, Highland*, Jack Stack, Magee, Moore, Ormsby, Phillips, Ream, Schenley**, & Westwood Monday – Friday 12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 1 - 7 PM: Open Swim 7 – 7:45 PM: Adult Lap Swim Saturday, Sunday & Holidays 12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 1 – 5:45 PM: Open Swim *Highland early Adult Lap Swim will be held from 11 AM to 1 PM. **Due to size & capacity limitations, Schenley Pool is unable to host lap swim. Banksville, Riverview & West Penn Tuesday, Thursday, & Friday 12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 1 –7 PM: Open Swim 7 – 7:45 PM: Adult Lap Swim Saturday, Sunday & Holidays 12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 1 – 5:45 PM: Open Swim McBride & Sue Murray Monday – Friday 12 – 5 PM: Open Swim Holidays Juneteenth - Thursday, June 19, 2025 Fourth of July Labor Day - Monday, September 1, 2025 NOTE: Pool Tags will be available beginning opening day at all open pool entry gates.

INBOX: The City of Pittsburgh will be opening 16 Citiparks pools June 16 (all but two, Homewood and Sheraden). All open 7 days except Banksville, Riverview, West Penn, open Tues, Thurs–Sun.

02.06.2025 13:50 — 👍 10    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0
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We're gonna need a bigger stage: Jaws-inspired play swims into Pittsburgh The Shark Is Broken goes from Broadway to the barebones black box theater, taking local audiences on a humorous, often touching journey into the chaos and interpersonal drama behind the 1975 blockbus...

'Jaws' is my all-time favorite motion picture, so of course I had to write about this beautiful nonsense. www.pghcitypaper.com/arts-enterta...

30.05.2025 16:57 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

this is why push remains my favorite rapper

29.05.2025 17:20 — 👍 80    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 2

she does

29.05.2025 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pittsburgh City Controller Rachel Heisler accepted a $15,000 trip to Israel entirely funded by AIPAC.

This is absolutely unethical behavior from an elected official—especially one that worked to kill the anti genocide divestment referendum.

29.05.2025 03:05 — 👍 17    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

The only thing that has happened to me since the executive order banning trans healthcare is that ive become gayer and more powerful?? I feel strong and beautiful and loving and loved???

28.05.2025 05:07 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Read Elias Rodriguez’s Leaked Chats Accused killer of two Israeli Embassy aides ranted against many things — but not Jews

I interviewed a half-dozen people who knew Elias Rodriguez and went over countless private messages of his and couldn't find any anti-Semitic remarks
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/read-elias...

27.05.2025 21:44 — 👍 519    🔁 90    💬 89    📌 90
Desus Nice tweet: "John Lennon got shot and died.

Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini.

Not even a contest."

Desus Nice tweet: "John Lennon got shot and died. Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini. Not even a contest."

27.05.2025 15:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

John Lennon had already been shot to death at 40. wtf am I doing with my life

27.05.2025 14:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

someone please call a democratic senator to come eviscerate me to absolutely zero effect

26.05.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just once I’d like to be eviscerated

26.05.2025 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

not all heroes wear clothes

24.05.2025 15:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is the softest photo I’ve ever seen

24.05.2025 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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