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Garret Hohl

@garrethohl.bsky.social

Writing for The Five Hohl substack. I used to do other things.

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Hehe

06.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In an unrelated move, Connor McDavid has signed a series of lucrative sponsorships with local Edmonton businesses, all completely separate from Oilers ownership.

06.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, that is probably the beliefs behind the suboptimal decision making.

06.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's been more than one situation where people have argued "he only gets good results in a 3rd pairing sheltered role" and then the results looks like this...

06.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1) he’s not good enough to be guaranteed a spot and may even pass waivers
2) he’s less bad than some dressed as regulars
3) no one knows how good/bad he’d been if he wasn't sat for those who consistently produced worse results

05.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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04.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pionk

04.10.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ford, Koepke, Gus, Barron, all the AHL call up kids… not sure why Pearson was needed.

04.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jokes aside - and yes a meaningless game - but Jets have had some good showings here.

04.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

How could anyone see this coming? He says in only partial jest.

04.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For the most part I'll be either near airport and high park. But I'll have a rental car.

28.09.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to be in Toronto in 2 weeks for 2 weeks.
Not a lot of free time but some. Any suggestions? Food, entertainment, etc.

28.09.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Points are only a Microstatistic (but a good one) And an update on The Five Hohl Content Poll

I feel like this blog from @garrethohl.bsky.social is analogous to batting average in baseball: it isn’t an outcome statistic for how good a hitter is, but that doesn’t mean it is useless for analyzing how good a hitter is.

thefivehohl.substack.com/p/points-are...

15.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why points are overrated as a stat (but still useful), and also a quick overview on how content at The Five Hohl will look like for this season.

link: open.substack.com/pub/thefiveh...

15.09.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Would be fun to update this list with 15 more years of data

07.09.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Second most seasons being top 10 in sv% shows the consistency too

07.09.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Analytics love Dryden too. He, Hasek, and Roy have always been my top 3. I might go Eposito though. Tough call.

06.09.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ken Dryden played only 7 full NHL seasons, and this is what he did in them:

1971: Conn Smythe + Cup
1972: Calder Trophy
1973: Vezina + Cup

1974: Sits out (contract dispute) and earns his law degree

1976: Vezina + Cup
1977: Vezina + Cup
1978: Vezina + Cup
1979: Vezina + Cup

06.09.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

A sneak peak, the tentative title is:

Player Points Totals Are Extremely Overrated
(but still useful and meaningful)

04.09.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh wrote a The Five Hohl article but it's not quite ready for tomorrow. Sorry...

04.09.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Jets best defender doesn’t get an invite but their 5th best does.

20.08.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Summer extensions, 2025-26 Jets outlook, and the first ever TFH content poll Some Pre-Pre-Season Discussion

Quick look into the #NHLJets extending Samberg, Vilardi, and Barron, plus a look into year four with the 2025-26 season for The Five Hohl.

#GoJetsGo

open.substack.com/pub/thefiveh...

16.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

FYI: There's some polls at the end and comments are open to give some insight and direction for TFH moving forward.

16.08.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Summer extensions, 2025-26 Jets outlook, and the first ever TFH content poll Some Pre-Pre-Season Discussion

Quick look into the #NHLJets extending Samberg, Vilardi, and Barron, plus a look into year four with the 2025-26 season for The Five Hohl.

#GoJetsGo

open.substack.com/pub/thefiveh...

16.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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16.08.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tarrifs are a big part of it, but there's also a global coffee bean shortage, and big corporations are making it worse by buying up huge stockpiles.

Arabica beans, for example, have doubled in global pricing in the last calendar year.

03.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another example though that time comes for us all quickly after 30. (Don’t ask my age)

20.07.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wheeler was fun as an analytics proponent as I was told I was overly positive for that 28-33 seasons, and then by the same people was told I was a hater for 34-36.

19.07.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy retirement to Blake Wheeler. He had one of the better age-thirty seasons that I can think of.

19.07.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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