octo

do you really think people would do that 🥺 forcefully asset things they know to be false?

wbu

something + something then culminating in mass psychosocial manipulation and melodrama

she took everything.

Oh Daniel you crack me up with these 😂😂

If MY cat was an accountant… well, then I bet I wouldn’t have to pay this damn divorce settlement!!

Say hi to the kids for me 👋

Congrats! Bro I’m in the same boat. Just got a new gig that gives enough for martial arts + gym membership…

I’m thinking 2x strength, 2x bodybuilding/bulletproofing, and 4x a week martial arts. With some overlapping sessions on training days. Wbu

in many ways, I agree

every day

this pitch is heavenly

bro what’s the equivalent of the sandpit for adults that shit was my bread and butter for making lifelong homies

Fake Tales Of San Francisco Arctic Monkeys · Song · 2006

I used to think this song was an exaggeration but now I reckon it’s an understatement

https://open.spotify.com/track/7BuzJmV2h6eBbSDdRaDY7C?si=huuK5SBMRa2mIR14U4iXJg&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Afame%2Btale%2B&dd=1

shit what the fuck I had no idea you were embezzled with so much lean, dry, pure contractile tissue

post mog

that swan is a paid actor

writing plans out by hand beside candlelight tickles a deeply entrenched part of my being. idk what my ancestors were doing in earlier centuries but they must’ve penned some bangers

beauty’ing up the timeline. please share something! here’s my contribution

a surprisingly large amount of bug guys from school turned out to be socially well adjusted normal humans

based