Too Cold, Bones Hurt

Join Just found out I know Greg Bovino personally. Here's some things you can tell him for me next time you see him. I just found out I know Greg Bovino personally. Here are some things you can tell him when you next see him. Hello, Minneapolis resident here but I didn't always live in Minneapolis. Once, long ago I lived in a quiet little mountain town of Boone, NC. Guess who else grew up there? A pathetic squat little toad named Gregory Bovino. Well, that squat little toad grew up to be a squat little Nazi toad who has decided to come to my beautiful adopted home to torture, murder, and terrorize my friends and neighbors. He is personally going door to door, so if you see him, here's a few very specific things from home you can politely yell at him: "Hey Greg! Remember how your Dad murdered a woman in Blowing Rock while driving drunk? Like father like son I guess." "Hey Greg! You're the reason your dad got drunk and killed that woman in Blowing Rock which lead to your parents divorce. I guess that means you're the reason they got divorced." "Hey Greg! Do you think it's weird that the Watauga High yearbook has you listed as "Most Likely to Shit His Pants in Public?"

* r/ICEwatchMN "Hey Greg! Did you know your mom is a register Democrat? Does that make Thanksgiving awkward?" "Hey Greg! Remember when the Mast Store banned your for sniffing shoes after people tried them on?" "Hey Greg! Do you remember eating the Watauga Pioneers wrestling team's soggy biscuit? Is it still gay to eat to eat semen off a Bojangles biscuit or was that just an 80s thing?" "Hey Greg! Watauga High still thinks you're a loser!" "Hey Greg! Boone, NC fucking hates you." "Hey Greg! They is it true only inbreds come from Possum Hollow?" "Hey Greg! Remember when you fell into the porta-John at the Valle Country Fair and they couldn't find you for hours and people just came in and kept shitting on you and shitting on you?" "Hey Greg, remember when Mr. Combs found you jerking off to Nat Geo magazines in the high school bathroom?" "Hey Greg remember swimming at Trash Can falls and your swim suit fell off and all the girls laughed at your micro penis? Watauga High still remembers." EDIT: in case anyone is wondering, the woman his father killed was named Janie Mae Mitchell. I'm sure he'll remember the name if you want to yell it's him.

lmfao BITCH LOST AT OOKIE COOKIE

Sketch of a weird little critter

Work in progress 1

Work in progress 2

Donezo

*staind voice* been a while

Penisillin

I heard the head of antifa was single now so you think I have a shot

It's a me, Mario

I ate the ketamine,,

just got some mail delivered to my mailbox; gunna let that marinate in there for two weeks before setting it on my kitchen counter for three weeks

Becoming ungovernable by forgetting how to read

At the Mountains of Man-ness (working title)

wait there are modes that aren't goblin?

Why is everyone talking about Magda Goebbels strudel

Is it a sex thing

I already am a

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Dick Clark's Fuckin' New Years Eve

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."

that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

Blunts for the blunt god

you far leftists just need to simmer down and listen to what the man has to say

Would u still love me if I droot a worm

#art #artshare #cryptid #illustration #originalart #artsky

everyone should be sabotaging social media platforms by uploading this video multiple times a day

Asheville, go look at this man's terrifying plump thighs

god, Klobuchar is such a good name for like, a giant war golem

holy shit they found a way to make white guy dreadlocks even worse

Tochter Eiermann h8s the högg

Nökkels

A very spooky cupcake

Spookie food

#art #halloween #artshare #artsky #artist #spooky

Hakeem Jeffries has soft wet hands, and he doesn’t laugh at movies until he sees other people laughing and he bought a male girdle but was too ashamed to wear it to church but then one day he did and a row of kids behind him laughed and took pictures of his odd silhouette.

Ingles grocery store are a shit from hell and bob ingle is like a hillbilly Voldemort look it up

I have to dedicate the smallest amount of brainergy to being reminded of that guy and it sucks, I will pass from this earth mad about it

A billionaire with a good take as a treat

I can tell you which robot won't be joining Los Locos

If that's haunted, I would like one (1) ghost please