running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.
31.01.2026 14:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0@alcheunderscore.bsky.social
♂️ some guy who is absolute hot dogshit in human form. ⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.
31.01.2026 14:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0that's great to hear, thanks!
25.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0are you going to shoot me to death
18.01.2026 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0^^^^^^^^^^^&&^&&^^&^&&&&&^^^&^^^&&&&^^^^&^&&&&^^^^^&&&^^^&&&&&^^^^^^^&^^&^^&&&^^^^^&^&^^^&&^^&^^&&^^^^^^^&&&&&&&&&^^&&^^^&&&&&&&&&&&&^&&&^^^^^^^^&^^^^^&&&&&&&&&&&^&&&^^^&^^^^&^^^^^^^^^^^&^^^^^^^^&&&&&&&&&&&&&^^^^&&^^^&&^^^^^^^^^^&^&&&^^^&&&&&^^^^^^^^&&&&^^^^^&&&^^^^^&&&^^^^^^&&&&^^^^^&&^^^&&&&^^^^^^
08.01.2026 00:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0update: i did not actually fucking mean this wtf
03.01.2026 14:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this year already is a nothing burger year. can we go back to new wars breaking out every 3 months again?
03.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 12026. thoughts?
01.01.2026 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i am alive still, just haven't thought of anything funny to post. and i also don't want to go on depressing rant number 3839393737 since i probably should stop doing that unprompted. definitely seems to make people around me miserable (or ig tolerate me much less), so i will cease them.
17.12.2025 00:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bacteria gets cold, let them in!
02.12.2025 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
15.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔
11.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0MY WIFE just merged the EXCEEDINGLY RARE conjoined baby merge!
08.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you are addicted to yaoi, it is beyond over, for i declare you a fujoshi.
08.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am a failure that can neither be corrected or salvaged
06.11.2025 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!
04.11.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0alt account interaction with jeffery epstein
01.11.2025 12:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh yeah, happy halloween i guess.
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امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح
31.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0me when i am asked what 9+10 is so i reference a funny vine, while adding "old" at the end
26.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yes balls sky, this is exactly what korean looks, reads, and sounds like.
23.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴
23.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i am low on funny or depressing things to say or rant about. sorry!
22.10.2025 14:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ai bros ruined robots guys, in the future we could've had cute robot maids/butlers that did everything, but now we call them clankers because all the fucking ai now is just generating ugly people with 6 fingers and 3 nipples and telling us to put ketamine in our roast chicken
16.10.2025 23:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When will my naval officer realise that i don't care about protecting the seas, and that i instead just want to sleep with other men.
14.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my piss is black, jut like my hart.
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