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@alcheunderscore.bsky.social

♂️ some guy who is absolute hot dogshit in human form. ⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️

56 Followers  |  50 Following  |  344 Posts  |  Joined: 24.10.2024  |  1.8942

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running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.

31.01.2026 14:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

that's great to hear, thanks!

25.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are you going to shoot me to death

18.01.2026 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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08.01.2026 00:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

update: i did not actually fucking mean this wtf

03.01.2026 14:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this year already is a nothing burger year. can we go back to new wars breaking out every 3 months again?

03.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

2026. thoughts?

01.01.2026 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i am alive still, just haven't thought of anything funny to post. and i also don't want to go on depressing rant number 3839393737 since i probably should stop doing that unprompted. definitely seems to make people around me miserable (or ig tolerate me much less), so i will cease them.

17.12.2025 00:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bacteria gets cold, let them in!

02.12.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

15.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔

11.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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MY WIFE just merged the EXCEEDINGLY RARE conjoined baby merge!

08.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you are addicted to yaoi, it is beyond over, for i declare you a fujoshi.

08.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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idk what is going on anymore

07.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i am a failure that can neither be corrected or salvaged

06.11.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!

04.11.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

alt account interaction with jeffery epstein

01.11.2025 12:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh yeah, happy halloween i guess.

31.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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31.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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31.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح

31.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

me when i am asked what 9+10 is so i reference a funny vine, while adding "old" at the end

26.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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yes balls sky, this is exactly what korean looks, reads, and sounds like.

23.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

23.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i am low on funny or depressing things to say or rant about. sorry!

22.10.2025 14:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ai bros ruined robots guys, in the future we could've had cute robot maids/butlers that did everything, but now we call them clankers because all the fucking ai now is just generating ugly people with 6 fingers and 3 nipples and telling us to put ketamine in our roast chicken

16.10.2025 23:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When will my naval officer realise that i don't care about protecting the seas, and that i instead just want to sleep with other men.

14.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my piss is black, jut like my hart.
💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤🚬🚬🚬🚬☹️

09.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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