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Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!

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oh yeah, happy halloween i guess.

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امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح

me when i am asked what 9+10 is so i reference a funny vine, while adding "old" at the end

depression

yes balls sky, this is exactly what korean looks, reads, and sounds like.

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i am low on funny or depressing things to say or rant about. sorry!

ai bros ruined robots guys, in the future we could've had cute robot maids/butlers that did everything, but now we call them clankers because all the fucking ai now is just generating ugly people with 6 fingers and 3 nipples and telling us to put ketamine in our roast chicken

When will my naval officer realise that i don't care about protecting the seas, and that i instead just want to sleep with other men.

my piss is black, jut like my hart.
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oh yeah it's october now

add a horse to british parliament debates

there's going to be a day in a few years time where those "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything." mugs and t-shirts are going to be replace "Google" in the sentence with "ChatGPT".

the sky is indeed blue

i have never played umamusune because i am not much of a gacha guy. but i do like agnes tachyon because if 70% of fan art depicts her as an insane lunatic scientist woman, then i am sold. i love crazy and mentally unstable women!!!

We are all labubu's destined towards being disposed in god's landfill.

today is so fucking shit man, why am i filled with so much dread and sadness man?

idk what this says but i bet it is really fucking funny. gayass weeb.

twink 👍

true suffering is not understood until you stub your toe and bruise it

call me slop the way i add no value to anything

the rabbit's gluttony on display absolutely sickens me. may the lord strike him down for his reprehensible sins against man.

god has left me unfinished and not intended for this world at all

"i need me a femboy furry boyfriend haha", i say to myself knowing i would turn down the opportunity because i am very shy and don't deserve love.

we truly live in a world where a good looking guy isn't allowed to look a little eccentric, but cute. ☹

idea: make all life saving medicine taste so fucking bad that your body physically rejects it and barfs it out.

injected medicine will instead be mixed with sulphuric acid from yellowstone park to compensate for the fact you don't drink injections.