Olivier ✡︎

Don’t you fucking dare, 2025.

You’ll have to help me pick some out 😏

My plan this Autumn/Winter is growing a short beard, piercing my ears and nipples, more lingerie, longer coats, nails painted with seasonal colours

To all those blaming the Israeli public, and Jews, for Bibi’s actions.

I’m sure they’ll find a way to blame this on immigrants, trans people and Meghan Markle.

I’m going to attempt to grow facial hair for the autumn and winter. If only I could hibernate too.

Tomorrow marks 80 years since Hiroshima. It’s not long ago really, is it?

I would happily defect to the Clangers’ Moon colony.

Mazel tov x

That Linda Yaccarino ‘time of recording’ gag paid off sublimely. #OnlyConnect

#FakeorFortune is genuinely one of the best TV programmes in history. It’s just marvellous.

The inspiration for Judi Dench’s M.

I’m almost definitely getting assassinated by the Chinese government for this.

I can’t wait for Trump’s state visit to Denmark.

What sort of issues? Issues like the Tiananmen Square massacre of 1989, detainment and torture of Uyghurs and Tibetans, democratic crackdowns in Hong Kong, the upcoming invasion of Taiwan and the fact Xi Jinping looks like Winnie-the-Pooh? Those sort of issues?

This joke is terrible but I’m standing by it.

Typical. PC and DEI gone mad. England losing because of Woakes.

White house rose garden paved over

This is 100% because people laughed at the picture of him shouting at the kid mowing the grass.

So you’re saying it’s perfectly acceptable for people to identify how they wish?

77 million, obviously.

In a sensible world only 77 people would have voted for him.

No, I’m attacking the 77 Americans. Being called ‘American’ isn’t immunity that protects you from idiotic decisions and being American and a fucking idiot are certainly not mutually exclusive.

Genuinely one of the worst things I’ve ever witnessed and that includes death, plague, famine and warfare.

Oh great. It was a quiet news day so now I’m glad it’s got louder….

He belongs in a straight jacket.

"When the first of August came round, the Professor realized he had pleasantly trifled away nearly two months at a task which should have taken little more than a week."

--Willa Cather, 1925 and timeless

Which movies could you watch on repeat and not get bored?

For me it’s Mary Poppins, The Sound of Music, The Lord of the Rings, Casablanca, His Girl Friday, Singin’ in the Rain, Raiders of the Lost Arc, Star Wars and North by Northwest.

so much wanton destruction; so much for history & heritage, which is surely more important for branding than lilac websites

If Putin invades the Balkans in 2029, as is predicted, Trump will use that as an excuse to stay in power and postpone elections citing FDR as precedent.

Will a temporary wooden structure be erected outside….