Mona

hydrated obama be like uhh let me pee clear

it's not overblown information, it's a simpsons meme and a half-assed joke. I'm not the anti-stoat boogeywoman ok? smoke a damn joint.

urge to post the rhino poop gif rising

All twinks are property if you own a gun

you all liking my posts will only make me more disgusting, I'm warning you

Stoat scrambling to get all the LLM stuff out of their code like

I'm of two minds on this discord thing.

It's gonna be a huge pain in the ass for me to move to another platform? But also I'm really looking forward to this company and their inconceivably cringey, insipid sense of humor taking one on the chin as this causes a mass exodus of their nitro money.

the anarchist you know defending Chomsky right now despite all we know about Chomsky’s ties to Epstein is telling you he absolutely will do the same for his domestic abuser buddy at the distro or the radical bookshop owner who sexually harasses employees or the FNB organizer who rapes volunteers…

ugh I'm up at 3am talking about femboy dicks

that damn femboy from a few years back held the wrong energy drink up next to her magnum dong and further fouled up this terrible timeline in a small way

LRT I'm a Monster hater. It makes my teeth itch. I'm tired of it being the official energy drink of transfemmes. Red Bull is and always has been better.

Red Bull is for girls and that’s why I like it

a weak-ass psionic take on the paladin with comically small buff auras just for farts becomes...a weak-ass psionic take on the paladin with comically small buff auras that also is kinda a sick summoner?

I...almost care enough to want to play one, even!

why is it after playing 3.5 d&d for 25+ years I only found out this week that Divine Mind, the class from Complete Psionic, had an ACF that lets it spam Astral Constructs?

Incantatrix is *your* fault, you Ed Greenwood-loving freaks

not 5e, not 3e, not 2e, not PF1e, not PF2e, not D20 modern, not D20 star wars, not 3.5-turned-calvinball from poorly-thought-out homebrew and mountains of unnecessary houserules. Just 3.5 d&d. default greyhawk and eberron preferred, faerun is acceptable but I *will* make fun of you.

I need more freaky queer friends who are *reeeally* obsessed with 3.5 dungeons and dragons.

(or willing to become really obsessed with 3.5 dungeons and dragons)

I've done pixel art and on and off for years, and I think I'm at a point in my abilities now where I can begin taking commissions. If you're interested in getting a custom piece of pixel art by me, DM me for details!

(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)

Color illustration of a bruised young man in skivvies tied up on the floor with tape around his wrists and ankles, in a military storage room. Four men in uniform are standing over him, smoking and talking with each other. Bold red text at the top says MAIDENS, and the name Ashley Finch is at the bottom.

The year is 1981.

Free Finland stands as a bulwark against Red Scandinavia.

Reko Tantta has just failed his conscription examination.

Maidens Part 1 is now up for Patreon subscribers.

www.patreon.com/posts/maiden...

Hey I am kinda sheltering in place in Minneapolis rn and I need money for injection supplies. If you can spare anything I would deeply appreciate it

$AnarchaOb

mashup idea I'll never follow through on

Just Like Heaven by The Cure and Til My Head Falls Off by They Might Be Giants

in the late 2010s I did hundreds of rideshare trips in silicon valley.

I will never forget the way a not-insignificant portion of you tech weirdos spoke of him like a god in casual conversation with randos like your rideshare drivers. You should all never quit being embarrassed by this.

LRT god I hate those bumper stickers.

He didn't start being evil in 2025; it just became socially unacceptable to continue to pretend you didn't notice.

"I bought it before he went crazy!"
You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?

the part where Professor Plum gets off the couch rather than sit next to him because "ew gay guy" was worse.

Can’t believe Jeffrey Epstein turned out to be the real author of Harry Potter 🤯

chicanery

why'd they have to give Mr. Green a case of the not-gays at the end of the third ending to Clue