TG Moxley

When I worked at the meat packing factory in town, the department that did hotdogs was officially called Continuous Weiner Operations.

standing in front of a full-length mirror taking stock of myself yet my inner monologue keeps describing things like a Mercari game listing

“The condition is difficult”
“There are deformations to the package”
“The body is intact”

Super Mario Bros. Peach's Adventure It's a romhack for Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo.

You play as Princess Toadstool. She's in a bonus stage enjoying a slide.

There are a variety of powers. Find a boomerang flower and you can chuck boomerangs. The enemies in world 3 are dressed for the cold. It's a cute touch.

Small Princess runs up a wall in Koopa's Hydrocity. There are secret stages, so keep an eye out for multiple exits.

Okay, so Super Mario Bros. Peach's Adventure is really cool. The art-direction has this very SMB1+ look to it. I like the variety of worlds. Currently on the 4th, which is based on Yoshi's Cookie of all games.
Difficulty is mild but has some spice if you're going for star coins.
#retrogaming #snes

Companies trying to force "smart" down our gullets aren't ready to reckon with my bimbofication fetish and that's the bottom line. Think that fridge is gonna be so smart after I get it good and turned on? Hell no.

Some day, perhaps one day soon, you will make your last reference to Homestar Runner and not even realize it.

🎵because it's midnight

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

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A man with a pumpkin for a head says "The spirit of Halloweed cannot be stopped!"

Fun fact: no!

Gonna find that "Any" key one day.

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.

Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you

Well, none of this matters anymore because I just learned that the Japanese version of Battletoads REMOVED THE PAUSE MUSIC, so fuck this shit.

What's so amazing about him?

Oh no!

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Donates negative five million dollars

YouTube video by Phantom_Izuku Terrible Ted The Wrestling Bear vs. Gene Dubois

The historical precedent is overwhelming, imo.

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YouTube video by SMXshow We Finally (sorta) Got an Activity Log

I’m super happy to be back making videos. =^.^=

Please support me.

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'Tag Team Match: MUSCLE' released on this day in 1985.

A wrestling game largely beloved in its native Japan as a tribute to one of their most iconic media franchises, and largely beloathed in America as a cheap cash-in on a fad toy line. All things are a matter of perspective.

Just FYI most go kart tracks require you to BYO turtle shells.

Nobody can be a Saturday Night Slam Master every night. Be kind to yourself, and don't forget that sometimes it's okay to just be a Wednesday Night Anime Marathon Master, or a Friday Night Lying In Bed Eating Pizza And Playing Final Fantasy Master.

Using a dental guard at night kept my jaw from getting as tight back when I had bad TMJ pain.

Juicy lookin' melon slice right there.

Thanks to the internet archive you can see the graphics in all their glory.

The disk image itself can be loaded via krystone.pl/st/disktools/

But the format they are in is unknown to me. Maybe someone else can figure out how to extract t them.

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Ray "Big Boss Man" Traylor in his red beret and jacket Guardian Angel gimmick.

Sliwa's biggest career achievement was inspiring one of the dumbest gimmicks in World Championship Wrestling.

YouTube video by Basement Brothers Last Armageddon - Could this be the most player-unfriendly RPG of the 1980s? (PC-88 Paradise)

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Navy's been shelling the shore for three days but Jerry's dug in deep. Study this map until you can recognize it at night under heavy cloud cover and flak .88s because that's exactly what you're doing. Allied Toads are engaging a mass marine infantry invasion, but you plumbers earned your wings.

A cool video game duck with sunglasses on

cool duck