Helen Wheels

Hey kids, dont forget to pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes today

Real September

Welcome to The Cerebral Swiftie Why I'm here and why I'm excited you're here too.

Wrote my intro piece!

My son came home from his second day of school this year to see news coverage of the Minnesota school shooting. His reply was so simple and so out of reach.

"They should just make a law that people can't have guns, why can't they just do that?" - Jack, age 11

We have failed our children so deeply.

Catch me on Substack. Username: heleniumbruno 🌻

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a group of pikachu mascots are dancing together in a mall ALT: a group of pikachu mascots are dancing together in a mall

Corporations this month: 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
My gay friends this month:

Airplanes are falling from the sky, colliding on the runway and this man is getting a 400 million dollar airplane from another country as a "gift" Bruh.

Any other nerds see an infinity glove?
#mcu #metgala

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

I didn't realize I could only use each letter once

Decisive

is it a good thing when u do the nicole kidman divorce pose upon leaving work

#andor #monmothma

Forget Coachella babe we're going to Chandrila

Did not have this woman getting down with her bad self on my 2025 bingo card
#Andor

If my cat was a human

The Constant Work to Keep a Family Connected Has a Name “Kinkeeping” plays a crucial role in a family’s health and well-being, and it’s still predominantly done by women.

Thank you to all the women who "produced" Easter this weekend ♡
#kinkeeping #genderdisparity #holidayweekend

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#easter #Monday #meme

The Empty Library (1995) is a public memorial dedicated to the remembrance of the Nazi book burnings that took place in the Bebelplatz in Berlin, Germany on May 10, 1933. The memorial is set into the cobblestones of the plaza and contains a collection of empty subterranean bookcases.

I do like your interpretation

Removed from air but numbly simulating breath. To me, this means the speaker is going through the motions in her life. But she's become so good at faking that a person would have to look very deep (the cells) to see what's going on. It strikes me as a teenage mood lol

Monday Mood

(📍Milwaukee Art Museum)

Champagne taste and a
Beer purse
I keep leveling up but
rent prices get worse
My friends try to help,
send apartment blurbs
But I would die
in the starch white style
of remote suburbs

#TeslaTakedown Seattle in SODO.

Today the Swifties Taught Me: Abraham Lincoln had 4 cats

What's up?

IT'S SO NICE OUT ☀️☀️☀️ #milwaukee

THIS.

Pet peeve at women's marches: men, specifically, who bring signs that don't directly speak on women's issues. Eat the Rich, Save Ukraine, boo Trump, etc. It's not just an anti-Trump rally or boo Republicans party. Men who bring signs that are actually about women's rights understand the assignment