Man, listen...

love the pace we have on the counter. Ashby looking decent.

Ashby looking good thus far...we're really quick on the counter.

cue it up: HERE WE GO! Chelsea has submitted a bid for Porto's 21 year old wunderkind Samu Aghehowa.

this dude also defended the 3/5ths compromise. some people are just plain old stupid...but other people are stupid and racist.

I’m from LA. I grew up here. Of course there’s more authentic and “better” options. Del Taco is a warm blanket from my youth that I like to wrap myself up in. You can keep that well ackshually 🤓 shit.

GTFOH

I got the engine redone in an Acapulco version of one of these for a boss of mine ages ago. Driving it back to the office, the engine nearly caught on fire cause the shop didn't ground the alternator properly. A woman at a bus stop on Crenshaw flagged me down to tell me. Great car, no notes.

This is California slander and I will not stand for it. The number 9 Combo Burrito combo rips.

This transfer window has been really f'ing terrible. The #NUFC project is ahead of schedule on the field, behind it in the recruitment. Too much upheaval in the management team and lack of closers in recruiting. Cannot support a Champions League season with a squad this thin.

I was 20 MINUTES late to work because of an ACCIDENT on the freeway.

attn @thepressbox.bsky.social

if sparks come back, we're doomed.

John Bull straight up BLASTING George III in the face with a fart.

the best part about the lese-majeste wiki page:

I keep waiting for Stefon to come in with the descriptions...

150m + Harvey Elliott coming back.

gimme a chisel

you should go through this list and tell us who else doesnt deserve to be counted.

archive.is/bfdAt

He also said the n word a whole lot.

Or get £150 + Elliott coming back. Fleece em.

Fair point. If Isak goes, it should improve the quality of the 3-4 coming in. Unless they completely screw it up which is definitely on the cards.

If it’s Isak gone and 3-4 in, it might actually be for the better. Just hate the idea of selling to a PL title rival. #NUFC

At this point, I put more faith in Romano’s emojis over anything else.

HE WAS IN THE FILES, BROTHER!

yeah, looks like Wissa and Sesko could happen...

this is the screenshot...looks Iike its referencing Sesko

The amount of shorts and flip flops on airplanes these days…we are truly living in troubled times.

Louisville. What's up? I've got 48 hours within your realm.

the land where clotheslines go to die.