Zoinks McJinkies

Can anyone help out please? I've got no heating or food and don't get paid until friday.

Gather the troops, we march at dawn

And if you're wondering why thats a oddly specific example, thats because I am still mentally scarred.

Also, bonus side effect: People can just ai generate their weird fetish art in private, and real porn artists will be spending less time questioning their life choices after "ButterLover69" asks for art of their dragon OC being inflated with butter.

My hottest take is that I'm sort of okay with AI art. Because the kind of people who like it are the kind of people who will ask for a commission for free, then complain they have to pay like 5 bucks and say "Your art isn't even that good".

@gabbiebelladonna.bsky.social finally, a worthy opponent for "Guy shouting in crowd by.
CM Punk." Their gurn-off will be legendary.

I have no idea who he is. I have no idea what he's advertising. All I know is if I see his dumb fucking face interrupt one more old Seananners video, I'm starting a holy war.

Also I love that they had 2 Sonic cartoons come out the same year, both massively different in tone, both with the same Sonic VA but 2 different but all timer Robotnik performances.

YouTube video by MrTwoslice (Wonchop's Alt) Robotnik's Heartaches

13 years later and still a banger video youtu.be/i7m76qdMZfQ?...

The strangest part of being a hobbyist magician is I could never post magic tricks on the other site because for whatever reason It'd attract s*gar dad/mom bots. Every single time

Call me crazy, but surely you have Harley get the upset win here so she's challenging at Grand Slam

Somehow, WWE appealing to this guy is even worse than the MAGA stuff

HHH: Hey Mark, are you busy on Jan 6th?

Undertaker: Whatever it is I'm in

Oh, I'm sure people are just being harsh about the new Dynamite theme because its new. They'll get used to it eventu-

*Pointer Sisters intensifies*

Yeah, he was clearly dehydrated

A pug puppy sits on a large red velvet chair

Siegfried (1921) by Thomas Theodor Heine

Movie plot: Arnold Schwarzenegger (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) is hit by gamma rays and becomes a Kaiju version of his younger self. To stop him, the US government makes their own Kaiju actor: Christopher Walken (played by Christopher Walken)

100%

TFW after everyone being told that you literally cannot drink alcohol anymore, 2 people buy you large bottles of booze and start peer pressuring you.

Feliz Navidad.

Merry ChristMas

Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.

Well, provided its on the correct hand, anyway

Happy 20th anniversary to Cave Story.

One of my favorite games forever!

Literally said after the taven match that Lee's been studying his McGuinness pure title matches

Oh my god he's still making his merch with cooltext dot com

I retract this statement because I just realized how funny it would be to have Punk on UpUpDownDown and have to sit there while Xavier deliberately says "Move-Set" as many times as possible.

When Luke Gallows arrived to OVW in his twenties, someone thought he was an old territories wrestler. How embarresing. Imagine mistaking Gallows for a wrestler.

Absolutely appreciate lower decks. That first teaser reveal was an awful scene to use and didn't help sell the concept of the show at all.

CM Punk being forced into the Rollins vortex on Jan 6th is the second worst thing on that date.

Breaking: Christian Cage will return as Captain Charisma in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY