Dooooooor
There's a special place in hell reserved for people who order food delivery at night and don't turn on the porch light.
18.09.2025 17:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@johncarrjr.bsky.social
Standing on rocks
Dooooooor
There's a special place in hell reserved for people who order food delivery at night and don't turn on the porch light.
18.09.2025 17:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I sometimes feel like everything will wink out of existence when Paul McCartney dies.
28.08.2025 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations, my friend. You got pants on more often than not in the last week...keep it up.
30.03.2025 14:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey! I hope you are doing well! I look forward to the sitcom based on your life.
15.03.2025 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Goodbye and thank you, Roberta Flack
24.02.2025 23:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hope you get to see what cars look like in thirty years.
20.02.2025 16:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We have music. We have friends. We have crazy good memories. And we have egg sandwiches.
19.02.2025 17:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This country has gone crazy.
12.02.2025 04:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I finished up the bitter beans and am enjoying good coffee again.
05.02.2025 21:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Goodbye and thank you, David Lynch
16.01.2025 20:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Death will be a glutton in the rest of the winters of our lives.
03.01.2025 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I hear people talking about adversity in their lives, I think of my bad ass friend actively providing for his family with a tumor in his brain. He has a tight grin for the demons.
02.01.2025 13:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The universe will only give you one 2025, don't fuck it up.
01.01.2025 05:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jimmy Carter - he was a good man.
30.12.2024 09:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Be careful! We are heading into forced socialization with family, friends, and others. Extract as much joy as you can from the talking egos you find surrounding you. Mentally downplay the petty. Mine out gems of experience. Merry Christmas! Good Luck!
16.12.2024 15:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think everyone should read.
10.12.2024 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blurg
10.12.2024 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every society is three meals from chaos.
- Vladimir Lenin (and others)
Moderation is good in moderation.
10.12.2024 14:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to see Dick Van Dyke at 100 breaking the rules and playing with Legos.
10.12.2024 01:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tarzan should have had a beard.
10.12.2024 00:25 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I hope you are above your eyebrows in love and good eating this Thanksgiving.
26.11.2024 02:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every business should do this. Pizza and dog pizza; Hammer and stick. Hat and hat.
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