Michael Apter

spring - love comes in spurts

Happy Valentine's Day to all of the lovers out there ❤️

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Top tier parenting 👏

Blimey. Four albums this century 🤷

Will have to fish that one out for a listen, I stopped listening to any new CH material in 1997.

Don't recognise the one top left with the rabbit? 🤔

Criminally underrated band, and Stuart much missed.

These gamekeepers are the very bastards of creation

The Monarchy plays the long game, this is payback for 1776.

There's quite an interesting scenario developing in which the King Of England circumstantially brings down the US government.

If the Disgrace formerly known as His Grace falls on his sword at behest of his brother, his UK testimony could be used in US courts and ultimately lead to the White House.

Next level self serving shithousery from Sarwar. This is a decision disastrous for Scottish Labour.

It's going to be a close call, but I think he might be standing down before Starmer. Certainly worth a tenner with the bookies.

A slow handclap for the return of the Labour Party of my youth.

The self loathing, the cannibalistic evisceration of an election winning party leader is - I cannot stress this enough - CRACK SMOKING IDIOCY.

Anyone in the party supporting this is handing Reform the keys to Number 10.

Gobshites.

I still think he'd do a better job with these players than Slot in managing. Or. Not managing.

He's a dead man walking, Hass. I don't think that he's got the chops for the Premier League.

I suspect that he knew that the moment Xabi came available on the market.

Same. Almost point by point. I have absolutely no confidence that this team is capable of beating any other team in the Premier League. I'd still be nervous with a three goal head start 🤷

Nope, not for me. I have next to no confidence in is winning a game, against anyone in the Premier League. That's a damning thing to say about a team that won the League last season. I know there are extenuating circumstances, but I don't think that the way we play gives any comfort to anyone

Still feel like something tectonic has shifted in the League in the past month.

That's still not going to be enough for City. It's a colossally bad result for us in light of results elsewhere yesterday. Utd and Chelsea both getting points on the board.

We're bringing a banana to a knife fightm

All of which means our name is on the European Cup, obviously.

Shite.

We are fucking dreadful.

Embarrassing team performance.

Chaotic management.

Unforgivable result.

#LFC

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That is not dead which can eternal lie, / Yet with strange aeons even death may die.

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In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

The ancient horror of Man Utd being good again 😱

You know this already, but you're in for an absolute treat 🙌

I first saw then 33:years ago and they still resonate deeply with me.

They've aged like fine wine. I'm taking notes.

Also really appreciate that I was back home with my herbal tea before 10.30pm

Last night in Edinburgh's Usher Hall @suedehq.bsky.social were magnificent.

Brett & Co are enjoying the imperial phase of life, befitting men approaching their sixties. I'm taking notes.

The new album Antidepressants is an astonishing piece of creativity; complex, dirty, powerful, beautiful.

Given his toxicity within UK politics and much (but obviously not all) of the Labour Party, I had always presumed at the time that Mandelson was a Trump appointment, either by request or through some form of grovelling appeasement, and Starmer had no other options available.

Looks 👌

It's really not, because existential thinking requires some form of self awareness and a basic ability to empathise with others. It's been abundantly clear for years that Suella Braverman is barely sentient and a complete sociopath.

YouTube video by ohheckforgotusername Uncle Monty - the end of an age

That Utd result, in context of our current travails. The old order changeth...

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Let's get this shitshow started...

YouTube video by Robbie Williams Robbie Williams - Morrissey (Official Lyric Video)

I've only listened to it once but I'm already absolutely fucking OBSESSED with 'Morrissey' by Robbie Williams. Co-Written with Gary Barlow. I would've paid top dollar to be in the studio for that writing session. It's lush, and I expect that Steven Patrick already hates it.

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