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uncivil engineer. effervescent dipshit. ig: @funkndonuts

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A distraught man came to Broadview searching for his wife of five years after she was taken by ICE at her court hearing. He wasn’t told anything, tracked her by her phone, and was left weeping in the parking lot.

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ron paul it's happening dot gif

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ron paul it's happening dot gif

06.11.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

always happy to open the gateway to a beloved children's puppet's nudes

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the amount of damage pisspoor social media moderation has done to america will be studied for generations.

by other people. because america is obviously fucked.

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Sensual Alf | Know Your Meme Sensual Alf refers to a trend on Bluesky in May of 2023, which involved posting sensual and even NSFW pictures of 1980s cartoon character Alf. While lewd i

if you're adventurous turn on your vpn and go image hunting.

THE ALFHOG HAS SPOKEN

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FDNY Commissioner Quits After Zohran Mamdani Wins NYC Mayoral Election Tucker did not specify a reason for his departure.

and nothing of value was lost

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pretty solid metaphor. trump's entire life is a facade.

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lmk if you want photos

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he seems nice.

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Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school

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it makes me sad that i know this reference

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FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.

if only there was a way to identify real agents in the field

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so even with all the NYC republicans voting for cuomo, they couldn't beat the socialist.

still though. 41.6% going to cuomo is... something.

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that looks exhausting and fun

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the current right-wing news cycle is "are people really starving to death? hmmm we aren't so sure".

they're just asking questions, people!

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mamdani finding out about dick cheney croaking is all the coffee i need today

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dear ben shapiro:

we warned you they were nazis for years. you just didn't care as long as the grift was profitable.

hope the money was worth it, buddy!

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the one thing i will say about dick cheney is where are the epstein files

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i mean he isn't wrong, many billionaires are bed-wetting cumwads who throw economy-shredding tantrums when asked to contribute their fair share.

fuck em.

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To start comics 6201-6300, yet another Web of Spider-Man cover that gives absolutely no information about what will be in the comic. (I think this is literally every Web of Spider-Man cover up to this point, honestly.)

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My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off πŸ‘‰ Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

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they're the same image

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granted i was hyper-fixated on "they're eating the dogs" and calling them weird but i don't remember war with venezuela being mentioned during the 2024 campaign

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