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@g-sharp-major.bsky.social

Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets. Also Quite Bad At Chess.

1,564 Followers  |  286 Following  |  41,472 Posts  |  Joined: 23.06.2023  |  2.0704

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08.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

9) Murphy, S. F., (2021). Girl One. MCD.

#Books2025

08.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

🎼 Cheer up, Sleepy Jean!
Oh, a can of beans! Do they…
Stay green to eat 'em? Can I…
Hold up your splee-e-e-een? 🎢

07.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, which faction were they trashing?

07.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love to see #Malifaux on the SkyLine.

07.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Found @sharky.bsky.social’s burner account.

07.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Old office suite: crashed maybe once a year

New office suite: has crashed three times today

RETVRN

07.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My read was not so much β€œWe have nefarious Democrat crime that we’re secretly condoning” and more β€œWhatever crime as exists in our states is a state issue, not a federal issue.”

07.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It better.

And they better squeak when you squeeze β€˜em, too.

07.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This study should be read by every policymaker and traffic engineer.

07.10.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If it helps at all, there’s this Hockey feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...

07.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm ready to work. I hope you are, too.

But if you're not, you can still hang here.

#5AMWritersClub #scriptsky

07.10.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NO U

07.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Half an hour later, I’m tagging @sfaccountant.bsky.social, since he lives in the area.

07.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

$5 says she declares for the β€˜28 GOP nomination.

07.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was already’s @shoe.bsky.social’s Discord that he set up for Xitter refugees.

07.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Magnus the Red write this?

06.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWarmaster”

06.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

UGH

06.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooohhh…

Yeah, they were all here when we moved in.

06.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably.

06.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think so, but I don’t even like walnuts (or pecans), so I didn’t check.

06.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No! That’s crazy!

06.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah… it kinda sucked.

06.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What? I didn’t do anything!

06.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, now that you mention it, I feel like there’s a fuzzy memory of Scoutmasters telling us not to throw the pods in the fire for a reason kinda like that.

06.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, my Bride said that it definitely left a mark.

To be clear, it did not hit me on the head. If it had, I might have needed to be seen, just in case.

It came in at an arc and caught me above my hip, from the back. Like a kidney punch.

06.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Side note: we’re reclaiming β€œrawdogging” to mean painting models without priming first.

07.11.2023 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

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