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Indeed.

A big part of his schtick is “I don’t like modernity and I want to make everything like it was before!”

Just total denialism and refusal to age gracefully or accept change.

And they don’t want anyone to look at it, so they made sure no one would look at it by issuing a great big warning that says “NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LOOK OVER HERE WHERE WE ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING IT’S ALL FINE NOTHING TO SEE HERE BUT SERIOUSLY DON’T LOOK”

🤔 It would certainly reduce aerial photography if there's some unholy mischief about to go down at Ft Bliss Detention Camp.

Not sure if anyone else is being distracted by Olympic sports at 5 in the morning, but I'm trying to be good and write something--anything.

But if you are being distracted by the Olympics, it's winter and it's February, so you're fully absolved.

#5AMWritersClub #scriptsky

This man is more of a patriot than anyone in the Trump administration or anyone who voted for Trump.

Big fan of all the olympians speaking out against ice. Protect them at all costs ❤️

His given name is Norman.

Jamaica’s team is gonna roast us alive.

people born in america probably don’t realize how cool america used to be. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we are only beginning to see

I thought elections were the even years (so ‘76), then inauguration the following January (so ‘77).

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Otter.

E.

Cousin.

STAHP.

Cool!

Every. Single. One.

Yikes! Weather-related? Or issues with the power grid?

Electricity? Or The Cabinet?

Qui Gon Jinn Celestial Confirmed:

“Ezra Douthglesias” is pure gold.

Nice!

Did he work there during the VHS days?

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

It’s really frustrating that Patel isn’t way more famous by now.

Another missed opportunity for Dev Patel.

Both.

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Ron Johnson right now:

Wait wait wait.

Do “hoser” (Canadian jibe) and “Hoosier” (Indiana demonym) have the same origin?

Of course not.

Laurence and Emmanuel never dated.

Did Laurence Auzière-Jourdan write this?

Oh, boy.

Today is gonna be another wave of folks finding out for the first time how Emmanuel & Brigitte Macron met.

When I was a kid, it made sense in my head to think that BarcaLounger chairs were made in Barcelona, Spain.

Trad Cath who’s equally mad about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl in Spanish and mass not being in Latin after Vatican II