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@g-sharp-major.bsky.social

Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets. Also Quite Bad At Chess.

1,522 Followers  |  279 Following  |  38,942 Posts  |  Joined: 23.06.2023  |  1.7957

Latest posts by g-sharp-major.bsky.social on Bluesky

The SNORT that just came out of me.

05.08.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Asking The Important Questions

05.08.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Warner Bros. Discovery?

05.08.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OLIVER AND COMPANY (1988).

05.08.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/g-sh...

05.08.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m kinda thinking maybe we have an episode that introduces the Caitians?

Maybe someone picks up a litter on an away mission thinking they’re lost or abandoned pets, then a Caitian cruiser comes screaming after them accusing them of kidnapping children.

09.06.2024 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Dog Days

05.08.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SORRY

05.08.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

speaking of, all the people who seem to think llms can replace reporters and, idk, construct the news from first principles or something. and no, they are not the 5 axis cnc of heaven, they're hardly even the keychain nail file of heaven

05.08.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SCREAMING

05.08.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happens to everyone.

05.08.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHA

05.08.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of the β€œShepherd Book from Firefly The Special Hell” meme, but captioned with β€œThe *Clown* Hell”.

Image of the β€œShepherd Book from Firefly The Special Hell” meme, but captioned with β€œThe *Clown* Hell”.

05.08.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*chirps* bsky.app/profile/g-sh...

05.08.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How’s she doing, man?

05.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yuuuppp.

05.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

05.08.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CAN CONFIRM!

05.08.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being 100% honest, if I go to such a person’s profile and we have a lot of mutuals, I *might* just mute them.

Otherwise, it’s the banhammer.

04.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know how dogs will happily gobble up another dog’s barf?

That’s what I think of when I watch yet another set of techbros decide to revive yet another failed, incredibly stupid idea in the hope that it might just work for them.

Call it the Barf Eater Theory of the 2020s Tech Economy.

04.08.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 835    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 13
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04.08.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to be precious about blocking people, like I had some kind of obligation to keep an open mind or somesuch.

But this isn’t a symposium. I’m here to chat with my friends, and if someone is a jerk, I don’t have to see them or their nasty posts ever again.

AND THATS OKAY.

04.08.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You got it, brother.

04.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean… bsky.app/profile/g-sh...

04.08.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Evergreen

04.08.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*record scratch*

04.08.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does this make me think of that Banksy art piece that rolled thru a shredder built into the frame as soon as some guy paid a bajillion dollars for it at auction?

04.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See also: The United States Census

04.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Oh, WOW.

04.08.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The greatest price harvest in history!

04.08.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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