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@g-sharp-major.bsky.social

Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets. Also Quite Bad At Chess.

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What did you think?

07.12.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s like a Mirror Universe Mr. Magoo.

07.12.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Images of DJT picking up the silly FIFA medal they gave him and putting it on, captioned with β€œI found the peace prize of FIFA lying in the gutter, and I place it around my own neck”

Images of DJT picking up the silly FIFA medal they gave him and putting it on, captioned with β€œI found the peace prize of FIFA lying in the gutter, and I place it around my own neck”

Just the most insecure little old man…

07.12.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote them, obvs.

07.12.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I didn’t think I’d really be able to do it when I started, but practice helps.

It’s become quite therapeutic for me.

07.12.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that’s so cool.

07.12.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was young and still in the Boy Scouts, there was a gentleman who would recite (from memory) this poem at an annual weekend camping event we called the β€œKlondike Derby”.

It left an impression.

07.12.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We really missed an opportunity to have a version of β€œDune” starring the cast of β€œCheers.”

Norm as Baron Harkonnen would have been hilarious.

Woody as Paul.

Sam as Duncan.

Cliff as Gurney.

Frasier as all the mentats, and the Suk doctors.

Carla as all the Bene Gesserits that aren’t Jessica.

26.03.2024 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.12.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

18) Kuang, R.F., (2025). Katabasis. Harper Voyager.

#Books2025
#Audiobooks2025

07.12.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There are strange things done
In the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold
The Arctic trails
Have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold

The Northern Lights
Have seen queer sights
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge
Of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee

07.12.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHA

07.12.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still getting the feel of the contrast paints. They’re super easy on smaller areas, but the larger armor plates and such still kinda need a more-delicate-yet-firmer approach if that makes any kind of sense?

07.12.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Basecoats are almost done on the next Stormcast Eternal Liberator.

Pictured here next to the completed one.

07.12.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An absolute T R A G E D Y

07.12.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strong β€œBubble Tape” vibes.

07.12.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Japanese β€œOreo Video” guy with a stack of cookies, no crΓ¨me, saying β€œOOOOOO!!!”

Japanese β€œOreo Video” guy with a stack of cookies, no crΓ¨me, saying β€œOOOOOO!!!”

β€œOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

07.12.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Γ–tter, no

07.12.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm.

Drops of God was fantastic.

06.12.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IIRC, the theory goes that everything after Tom Cruise’s arrest and imprisonment is his dream/fantasy.

06.12.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My Bride said β€œSomeone’s gotta do it. And sometimes the full trash bags are heavy!”

06.12.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

06.12.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s encouraging! Netflix did such a great job with Arrested Development!

06.12.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely expect him to make that argument.

06.12.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Autopenned it.

06.12.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I still have questions and I still subscribe to a particular theory about that film.

06.12.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never been more happy to be wrong on the internet.

Up the fucking Reds!

#LFC #YNWA

06.12.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way to understand the second Trump administration is as a content generation machine. They aren’t implementing fascism, they’re creating fascism-flavored content. They aren’t implementing real policy, they’re signing executive orders to post about them. Anything that gets attention is the goal.

06.12.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9
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a poster for the liverpool football club says you 'll never walk alone on the top ALT: a poster for the liverpool football club says you 'll never walk alone on the top

Up the Reds! #YNWA

06.12.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stories like this need to harden people so that when it comes time to hold the perpetrators accountable, no one is persuaded by the mewling appeals to forgiveness, grace, cancellation, or whatever other disgraceful excuses are offered by the pundit class and spineless Democrats.

06.12.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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