Maximum Himbo

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

We don't have a functioning government right now.

Somewhere I have a CD of a drummer that plays 5 gallon buckets.

122.5 new (to me) albums.

Three corrugated boxes full of record albums on the walkway immediately prior to bringing them into the house.

I did a thing...

We'll eat the gods once we finish feasting on the rich.

Everything must be a crossover SUV because... reasons?

Didn't much feel like cooking. Made Leicester and lettuce on whole wheat with some dill pickle kettle chips on the side. Quite enjoyable.

First computer in the home was some flavor of the original Macintosh. First computer that was mine and not a shared family computer was a 486.

Jesus Collins...

Renting a cargo van for a day is way cheaper than even 1 piece of furniture.

I turned my coworker on to free furniture on CL, and he scheduled 3 pickups the same day to maximize the value. Got some large solid wood pieces that even at the thrift would have been several hundred each.

Dirty money, filthy lucre, the very definition, all ‘of em in a row at January’s inauguration…just chillin like villains. One of them even looks like a dimestore Lex Luther.

The hoard always rots.

Again?

I can't imagine leading such a charmed life that I could even muster the energy to give half a shit and a rusty fuck about a shitty restaurant's logo.

These people have no real problems in life.

Cheese and rice...

Never played them.

Sooooo many good pieces given away free on Craigslist.

I rarely buy furniture new. Older stuff is usually better and more affordable.

You know you've talked about Ninja Sex Party one too many times when your phone's predictive text has "Sexbang" as a stored word.

They make "old comic book" scented candles... I've been afraid to purchase one.

Would be hilarious if we just flooded it reporting TFG's crimes one at a time.

Letterbox Darkman, Darkman II, and Darkman III on LaserDisc. A "just because" gift after a particularly long and difficult day at work.

Yooooooooo!

Some of my coworkers would make fun of me for having Werther's in my pocket, then ask me for one.

A bunch of reptile and fish magazines from the 90’s notable the stack of 50 Reptiles magazine and a fair stack of over twenty Reptiles and Amphibians (the superior publication imo)

Anyone need a heap of reptiles magazines from the 90’s?

Did Americans decide overeating is no longer our national sport? Literally every buffet chain I remember from when I was young are defunct.

A MAGA saying "He won the election, y'all need to move on." is a hilarious statement because of its complete lack of self-awareness.

I like Waterworld. It's entertaining. Now The Postman, *that* is a mess.

Oh that cool!

Hell yeah!

Two VHS copies of The Hunt for Red October one in the standard black plastic cassette with the standard sticker label, and another in a red plastic cassette with the label screened directly onto the plastic in black. Both with identical sleeves and box art.

Weeeeeeeee!