Nicole Mezzasalma

Football club: signs player who is currently facing a rape trial
Also football club: “We strongly condemn gender-based violence…”

You can’t have it both ways, mate. Just admit you don’t give a crap about women and move on.

#Footbal

In Brazil we say, “if you don’t know the game, don’t come down to the playground”.

It’s me! 🤩

I’ve done a thing on how brands should be using Reddit in 2025 – go read it! 👇🏻

Sorry to hear that, Matt - you’ll be missed! Do keep us posted on what you do next, and best of luck.

So proud of the win for I’m Still Here as Best International Feature Film. It’s not just a tribute to Brazilian cinema, but to the importance of remembering the hard years of the military dictatorship – and the impunity that still blemishes that chapter of our history. #Oscars

Não fiquei acordada à toa! 🇧🇷

We should just called it the BRATs now. #brits

“Lucius Malfoy is now in the White House, making Hogwarts great again.” Thanks, Jason Isaacs! 😂😂😂 #brits

If you’re in London over the next month, do yourself a favour and get a ticket to see Much Ado About Nothing at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane – the acting, the staging, the soundtrack, it’s all brilliant. Even if you’re not a Shakespeare fan, I promise you’ll enjoy it. #Theatre

Everton’s renaissance under Moyes is a joy to watch. 13 points out of 15 in the league, including a draw with Liverpool, is absolutely amazing. Long may it continue! #Everton #UTFT

Let’s hope that doesn’t happen!

I was thinking about that game recently – we should go back to it!

YouTube video by Marvel Studios Movies The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Teaser Trailer

This looks SO GOOD. 🤩 www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Ay...

Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg Praises Trump Administration — “Proud Of Our Leading Companies … Prioritizes American Technology Winning” “This is going to be a big year,” said Meta founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg on his newfound chumminess with the White House and host of technical AI advances.

It’s actually embarrassing to see how much boot-licking Zuck is doing, and January isn’t even over yet. 🙄

Why is Denzel so hell-bent on destroying Rome? Why is Mescal so angry at his mum? Who are the two emperors if they’re not related to Lucilla or Commodus, and why are they so corrupt and crazy? The story just feels half-baked and incomplete. It’s a shame really. (2/2)

Finally watched Gladiator II and kind of wish they hadn’t made it. The first one is a masterpiece and one of my favourite films. I don’t understand any of the main characters’ motivations in the second one. (1/2) #Movies

Just caught up with #TheTraitors. No spoilers from me, but everyone is so bloody paranoid! What does that castle do to people? 🤣

You just have another meal ready to go!

And yet the funniest thing is she figured it out completely by accident. 😅 #TheTraitors

It took her the whole of the show, but Frankie finally figured how to play this game. #TheTraitors

Oh Freddie. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #TheTraitors

Bravo, Alexander. Such a clever move. #TheTraitors

I think there’s a beautiful irony in the fact that Frankie was voted the most irrelevant person and then finally got it right at the round table. #TheTraitors

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Me watching the Traitors now. #TheTraitors

Elon is Schrödinger’s Techbro: he is simultaneously the world’s greatest genius and a simple man who doesn’t know a very specific and recognisable gesture for what it is. 🤡

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Social media managers in the US realising CapCut has also become unavailable because of the TikTok ban.

That would be… something. 😅

Everyone I know wishes they hadn’t joined their parent WhatsApp groups, so I think you’re better off not knowing!