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@notthatgroff.bsky.social

Television writer/producer. Black-ish. Happy Endings. Late Night with Conan O’Brien.

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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

15.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 20594    🔁 7944    💬 360    📌 163
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Live updates: White House blames 'staffer' for racist Obamas post shared by Trump Trump administration live updates: New Jersey's special House primary too close to call

Haven't seen this angle mentioned, but it's an extraordinary national security risk to have an anonymous "staffer" impersonating the president of the United States, posting racist memes, from his personal accounts, at 10 PM.

06.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 3389    🔁 886    💬 186    📌 67

I heard Jay Leno is parking his cars in a theater where
Melania is showing.

31.01.2026 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

25.01.2026 01:18 — 👍 47187    🔁 18219    💬 1016    📌 1863
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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

22.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 14710    🔁 7022    💬 395    📌 532

who taught her this? dangerous. Next up: guns.

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we called it “steady quarterback” when I was a kid. Regional variation? Generational difference? So so so fascinating.

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Make it viral.

08.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 47665    🔁 21415    💬 361    📌 529

Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.

08.01.2026 03:02 — 👍 8802    🔁 1942    💬 184    📌 200

LOVE this

24.12.2025 01:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...

“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth

06.12.2025 00:30 — 👍 1779    🔁 234    💬 31    📌 12
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

12.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 9278    🔁 2166    💬 81    📌 83

it’s sooo great and awful.

01.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wilmington, NC turned out for #NoKings Love for Democracy was in the air, definitely NOT a hate rally!! Just patriots who love America!

18.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 2021    🔁 537    💬 37    📌 16
A panoramic shot of a protest with many people and anti-Trump signs

A panoramic shot of a protest with many people and anti-Trump signs

Little Rock showing up. A small bit of what is happening now. #NoKings

18.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 798    🔁 147    💬 7    📌 3
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When the Birmingham, Alabama, march is packed, you know something is up in America!

18.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 26126    🔁 5865    💬 409    📌 236
New York Times: "Military Plans to Fire Artillery Over California Freeway on Saturday"

New York Times: "Military Plans to Fire Artillery Over California Freeway on Saturday"

This is a profoundly absurd show of force that could put Californians directly in harm's way.

Flying live rounds over a busy highway without coordination between state, federal, and local partners isn't just wrong — it's dangerous.

18.10.2025 06:20 — 👍 12162    🔁 4339    💬 906    📌 363

It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.

Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.

17.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 34790    🔁 10795    💬 1139    📌 410

Just unbelievable where we are.

17.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I voted sticker

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🗳️ I just voted YES on #Prop50 because Californians deserve fair representation and a REAL response to partisan gerrymandering across the country.

If you believe in protecting democracy and balanced elections, join me and vote YES on 50.

#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks

15.10.2025 00:14 — 👍 313    🔁 134    💬 19    📌 2
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“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings

11.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 30283    🔁 10238    💬 681    📌 472
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Happening right now. To us. In America.

07.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 870    🔁 340    💬 26    📌 18

you’re drunk with power now

24.09.2025 05:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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‘Andor’ Writer Dan Gilroy On Disney Suspending Jimmy Kimmel & Hollywood Facing “Venomous Evil”: “This Isn’t A Skirmish. It’s A Siege” – Guest Column 'Andor' Writer Dan Gilroy On Trump's Jimmy Kimmel Pressure Campaign: "Artists Are Censored First Because They Fear Us Most" -- Guest Column

deadline.com/2025/09/ando...

20.09.2025 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
FCC Chair Carr’s post from 12/30/23:

Free speech is the counterweight—it is the check on government control. That is why censorship is the authoritarian’s dream.

FCC Chair Carr’s post from 12/30/23: Free speech is the counterweight—it is the check on government control. That is why censorship is the authoritarian’s dream.

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18.09.2025 04:27 — 👍 31255    🔁 8116    💬 853    📌 402

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

18.09.2025 05:05 — 👍 9729    🔁 1752    💬 208    📌 162

The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”

18.07.2025 01:07 — 👍 7539    🔁 2241    💬 33    📌 52

The Supreme Court derives its power from its legitimacy. It earns its legitimacy by explaining its decisions. The endless stream of wholly unexplained orders in favor of the Trump administration is not just indefensible—it's a threat to the court's own long-term power. This reeks of illegitimacy.

14.07.2025 19:57 — 👍 4270    🔁 1511    💬 162    📌 103

Cruel and incompetent. No way to go through life.

10.07.2025 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

America was greater when it funded a world class weather service and not an alligator infested concentration camp and secret police. .

06.07.2025 07:11 — 👍 1040    🔁 177    💬 7    📌 8

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