Jared Crimmins

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

• Trump opens multiple competing casinos, goes bankrupt
• Launches $​MELANIA two days after $​TRUMP launch, taking the wind out of $​TRUMP sails
• Trump memecoin project launches a defi trading app as Trump sons’ WLFI is working on the same

THE ART OF THE DEAL

Move set if I was a fighting game character:

⬇️⬇️⬇️ Power Nap

⬅️➡️⬅️🅰️ Dad Joke

⬇️↘️➡️🅱️ App Bug

This Website Is Running on a Wii Alex Haydock found a dusty old Wii console at a hardware swap and modded it to run his website.

This Website Is Running on a Wii

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DOGE moves from secure, reliable tape archives to hackable digital records

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Made a thumbnail IRL for today’s protest.

what if we addressed predatory banking fees or explored options like postal banking instead of pointing people to an even more predatory shadow financial system

Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act.

With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.

AOC and Bernie in front of the rally crowd in Denver

Zoomed out crowd shot of 34,000 people in downtown Denver with Colorado mountains in the background

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.

This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.

Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.

And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

Brian Hull had the right idea.

A 10x Faster TypeScript - TypeScript Embarking on a native port of the existing TypeScript compiler and toolset to achieve a 10x performance speed-up.

Today we're thrilled to announce our effort to port the TypeScript compiler and language service to native code, gaining a 10x speed boost in build times and editor responsiveness!

devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/t...

SNES on white background

Sciecne stonks meme

Something very strange is happening inside Super Nintendo (SNES) consoles as they age: a component is running faster as time goes on.

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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”

I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott

I would love to see a reimagining of the prequel trilogy of Star Wars movies. They had a lot of potential, and Revenge of the Sith was actually pretty good!

Do I believe Disney is capable of reimagining it well, though? No.

#starwars #disney

Something I'm realizing is that building responsive admin dashboards is so much harder than creating responsive static sites. There are so many differences between how users expect to input data on mobile and on desktop.

#ux #ui #buildinpublic #webdev

I'm good 'blazing my glory' over here!

TypeScript is a lifesaver when it works, but a nightmare to get working. With all the code I've pumped out over the years, you would think I would have mastered it!

One day, I will achieve TypeScript enlightenment. 🙏

#typescript #javascript #dev

pnpm workspaces was a nightmare to set up with Docker! Nostalgic for the days of Lerna workspaces...

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,132,618, jaredcrimmins.bsky.social ‪@jaredcrimmins.bsky.social‬, joined on Nov 22, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,132,618!