Anna Bardin

Two days trapped in the house subject to the bf's whims. Definitely not complaining. Might need a wheelchair after, tho.

Baby it's cold outside

You call it bad weather, I call it intensive couple time. We'll see if I can walk after.

Had a leg spasm for unknown reasons and it reminded me of a recent leg spasm I had for very good reasons, and I got all bothered again remembering it. Thanks, random body movements.

There's a lady at the gym whose afterglow is very evident, much like mine. We both had it today, and nodded knowingly to each other. Love it when sisters are getting treated right.

Fuck like the Terminators are three blocks away.

Describe your lady while making love to her. We love to see ourselves through the eyes of the one adoring us.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

A thing I wish someone had told Young Anna is that insane amounts of sexual chemistry does not necessarily equate to an equivalent amount of relationship compatibility. More's the pity.

BF told me it's actually very satisfying when my hip bones crack while he's hitting it from the back. Makes him feel powerful. The benefits of middle age.

Mi casa, su casa

All this warm weather is not conducive to being railed senseless on a soft rug by a roaring fire.

I can't write robot erotica because now I'm going to have the thought of tech bros peeping through the eye sockets the whole time. No treats for you.

I don't run

Until I get home and grab a drink and get some sleep and I can come over and get you some food and stuff for you and I can come over and get you some food and stuff for you and I can bring you some food

The phone may know me too well

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As I watch the last sunset of 2025, I revisit the new year's resolution I made back around 2016 to keep track of my orgasms and judge years based on that figure. Never quite get all of them logged, for reasons, but a guesstimate puts this year in a high bracket. Here's to more research in 2026.

If you start reading Hume’s Enquiry right now, you’ll get to the ‘commit it to the flames’ part at exactly midnight

Reality TV has done so much harm to our culture, and was spun up to get around writing strikes with scriptless episodes. It's all bad.

Not sure which is the bigger kick in the teeth: Being a woman during an attempted fast walk to Gilead, or being a writer during the rise of the robot scribe.

Wasn't sure we were going to.

I absolutely would watch a Muppet remake of Lord of the Rings.

*marked safe from*

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Been afraid to join another place since the bird site went septic, but you all seem nice enough. Hi.