the binding of ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me

mogwai sleeping

bae caught him slipping

wait how old is too old 👀

i don’t know you or how it was before, but that style is very fitting on you!

Today was the day Zohran Mamdani finally became president

i got diagnosed with PCOS (finally, makes sense) and it’s because i have high testosterone. Which is why I have a wild libido. Will that go away if I take the meds? I like my libido (when it’s not making me stupid)

an email from redacted to jeffrey epstein: The inauguration was amazing! And in one day, Trump got more far women walking than Michelle Obama did in 8 years….

my favorite of jeffrey epsteins emails:

can someone kidnap me already

i want someone to love me like my dog does

🖤

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

coughs

advil liquid gel

i blame it on my therapist. for retiring. i literally picked it up again like 2 weeks after our last session.

on a positive note i haven’t really smoked weed in 2 weeks. i’ve been wanting to lay off anyways, i started smoking every night which i haven’t really done in almost a decade. i want to keep it that way!

started watching Triangle because I heard it was a great movie and I just realized (30ish mins in) that i’ve seen it.

Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory

i realize how much i am masking my insanity at work since ive gotten my new job and having to mask this much just makes me realize how fucked i actually am

honestly, hiring erin was worth every cent and more. it's such a relief to know everything i put on paper was true (and she caught lots of the inevitable mistakes that pile up over tens of thousands of words)!

this is fucking killing me lmao idek how i would reply if someone gave me any of that. bravo on your ability to face that without laughing or overreacting.

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

ugh the walking dead is making me sob

Parts one and two

remember staying up
to watch your favorite band perform for 3 minutes on whatever late-night talk show?

Alma Hitchcock smiles at the leftovers, Hitch's head in frig

#CleanOutYourRefrigeratorDay
Alma Hitchcock is unfazed!!
#AlfredHitchcock #FilmSky #Leftovers

Just remembered that poetry used to be in the Olympics. We should bring that back

gnawing worms

i have a shitty cold and it’s making me crave coors light. i don’t even like beer all that much, let alone shit beer.