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Social media/digital marketing workhorse. I only really want to work with people making a positive impact. https://www.petemartin.net
If you need a doctor immediately, call the nearest golf course.
(This might only be funny if everyone gets it.)
Bluesky should really be banning all those government accounts that turned up and gleefully posted the video of the murder of fishermen.
19.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Syntax embuggerance
19.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Part of me wants to recommend RoboCop.
Whilst not implicitly about overpopulation, Detroit seems to have all crime and resources issues associated with it with a big spoonful of Reaganomic capitalism for good measure.
Whoever it was who first decided that stovetop controls should be a touch sensitive control panel, I wish upon them a lifetime of hearing low battery smoke detectors no matter where they are.
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this is by far the worst reading of Alan Moore’s Watchmen I’ve ever seen and if you spend an appreciable amount of time online you will know what a crowning achievement that is
12.10.2025 14:18 — 👍 1045 🔁 204 💬 31 📌 11I was in a meeting in DC once where NGOs were getting lectured by a colonel on how they could be doing better in Afghanistan. One of the NGO leaders said yes we could be doing many things better if we had a budget of $300 million per day.
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The Children’s Investment Fund Foundation (CIFF) has stopped funding US projects because it is no longer confident in its understanding of the policy environment
10.10.2025 11:54 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Breaking news!
10.10.2025 10:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@ldfreedman.bsky.social Do you consider yourself working class?
07.10.2025 13:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I 💙 Bluesky
03.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just how old is Asterix??
30.09.2025 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of the terrible AI video shared by Donald Trump of Lara Trump on Fox News, but I've added a frame from the anime ROUJIN Z. This will be funny to exactly one person
Trump shares video promoting ‘medbed’ conspiracy theory.
29.09.2025 10:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That new title? Barely even counts.(Ba-dum-tsh)
29.09.2025 09:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Billionaire Urge to spend gross amounts of money to turn from a 3 to a roughly looking 5.
29.09.2025 09:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Duke
Earl
Viscount
Marquess
Baron
I think.
Few people will know how significant this is.
28.09.2025 08:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Manifesting for marketers
28.09.2025 08:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They didn't in 2021, so it's unlikely they would in any meaningful way.
26.09.2025 06:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Useful.
19.09.2025 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tearaway...?
19.09.2025 12:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Couldn't find him wearing a Chelsea kit.
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There should be a rule that the first player to hold the ball must take the throw-in. Otherwise, a foul throw, and the opposition gets the throw-in.
12.09.2025 13:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give it to Sam Allardyce until the end of the season.
11.09.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You drink sours, don't you?
04.09.2025 14:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wrong. Flat white.
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