Sherbetha Tits

I’ve heard from my inside source that the passing thing to Chris but is incredible this month & look forward to seeing what it is!

If I came a did a shit on your carpet whilst you’re hoovering you wouldn’t be happy so why do people think it’s perfectly fine to drag their dog on to a lawn I’m mowing* to let it have a piss and/or shit?

*specifically the bit I have mown yet

Who is fucking lights? I hope the authorities have been called!

The consumption resumes.

We are currently 3/4 episodes deep, thank you!

This is the ideal way to ingest the beautiful game if you ask me (which nobody did).

Turns out most of my ‘annoying habits’ I had to stop doing was just a case of your friend & mine; stimming 👍

I have, once again, consumed all my current podcasts.

Any recommendations? Preferably sketch based or just people chatting shite, I’ve listened to every comedian interviewing every other comedian with a lose premise enough thanks.

Last year we successfully bother Watson in to a January show at the bill murray when the sherbet lads were up to things in London.

This year I ask you all to join me in bothering @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social to do the same on Jan 6th* for Sam’s birthday.

*we’re already seeing Jonno there that day

Kill it with fire.

Top three non-standard cakes?

Go back to bed and write the day off.

Supermarkets allowed to open an hour before and/or after the legal operating hours on a Sunday but you’re only allowed in with an official autism diagnosis. Get Polanski on it I reckon.

A lovely tote bag & T-shirt with the logo of our favourite comedy night, a lovely double strawberry number with coherent comedy written underneath, emblazoned across both.

So apparently this arrived yesterday, was unceremoniously stuffed on top of the microwave whilst I was out doing gardening for Rachel (on tech) & nobody (brother or cat) thought to tell me about it!

@coherentcomedy.bsky.social first merch in the wild?

Ok, hear me out…

Bit delayed isn’t it?

I’d like the ability to make everyone drive in the correct lane/at the correct speed on the motorway and, in fairness, if it ever happened I’d probably reach climax.

It’s always yesterday’s albums with you! I want to know what you’ll be listening to in 6 years time! Oh, the same albums. Got it.

When Hare passes you a tree they’ll come

There are pics but you can’t see anything other than trailers, it was at an old massive gated legal & general site near me.

Apparently Beekeeper 2 is currently being filmed in my locale. Big news specifically for @ceri.io & @larsum.com but presumably nobody else.

This is good stuff but I am impatiently waiting for the Sikisa eps. Predicting she’s not going to take any shit from the bone dropper!

You’ve reimagined the fingerless glove!

Surely all pins should be 1111 because that’s the number that looks most like a pin?

It’s fine the Nigerian prince doesn’t want to give you that money anyway…

The world needs more Phil Ellis, my face is aching after 20 minutes of him essentially dicking around.

Sounds like a gang day out to me!

C(hris) & H(a)re obviously

It’s snowing!!!! ❄️❄️❄️

I work outside!!!! 👎👎👎