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Writer, actor, comedian, film, telly, radio. Listen to my sketch comedy show Crowley Time: crowleytime.com

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Next up, itโ€™s London Podcast Festival 2025 on the 7th September and the debut of the NEW Crowley Time live show: Linkโ€™s Gambit! Check out the preview art by the irreplaceable @lordhurk.bsky.social!
live.crowleytime.com

14.08.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hereโ€™s how Crowley Time: The DiPoni Contingency was put to bed. Thanks to everyone who came to see the final performance, to my amazing guest stars Kieran Hodgson and Lorna Rose Treen, to Damian Robertson on the tech desk and to the whole team at the @pleasance.co.uk Beneath!

14.08.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Gordon! It was a delight, Iโ€™m very happy.

13.08.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me, Tom Crowley, looking sweaty and tired in a beer garden sitting behind a big beer.

Me, Tom Crowley, looking sweaty and tired in a beer garden sitting behind a big beer.

Fringe show done. DiPoni Contingency complete! Thanks to everyone who ever came along to see it, particularly tonightโ€™s big Edinburgh crowd! Whoโ€™d have thought, thatโ€™s where Marco was all along. Now Iโ€™m going to climb into this huge beer.

13.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Max!

13.08.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me, Tom Crowley, standing in front of the listings board for the Pleasance Courtyardโ€™s Beneath venue. I am pointing at the entry for 19:40 on the 13th August: Crowley Time.

Me, Tom Crowley, standing in front of the listings board for the Pleasance Courtyardโ€™s Beneath venue. I am pointing at the entry for 19:40 on the 13th August: Crowley Time.

The day has come! The last ever performance of Crowley Time Live: The DiPoni Contingency, tonight at 7:40pm at the @pleasance.co.uk Courtyard! Guest starring top Fringe picks Kieran Hodgson and Lorna Rose Treen. Donโ€™t miss it!
live.crowleytime.com

13.08.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Colin!

12.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A flyer for Crowley Time Live held up in front of the distant Pleasance Courtyard.

A flyer for Crowley Time Live held up in front of the distant Pleasance Courtyard.

Got the Courtyard in my sights! The last ever performance of Crowley Time Live: The DiPoni Contingency, tomorrow at 7:40pm in the @pleasance.co.uk Courtyard!
live.crowleytime.com

12.08.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah thanks Vyv, thatโ€™s lovely. Glad the sheen impresses!

10.08.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And quite right too!

10.08.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Crowley Time bookmarks with flashes stapled to them. The flashes read: Crowley Time Live at the Fringe! โ€œThe DiPoni Contingencyโ€ last ever performance! Guest starring Kieran Hodgson and Lorna Rose Treen. 7:40pm, Weds 13th August 2025, Pleasance Courtyard (Beneath).

Crowley Time bookmarks with flashes stapled to them. The flashes read: Crowley Time Live at the Fringe! โ€œThe DiPoni Contingencyโ€ last ever performance! Guest starring Kieran Hodgson and Lorna Rose Treen. 7:40pm, Weds 13th August 2025, Pleasance Courtyard (Beneath).

Got these little sods ready for the Fringe. If you see me up there this week, guaranteed one of these will be bashed into your hand shortly after!
live.crowleytime.com

10.08.2025 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is going to sell out, team, which is AMAZING and ridiculous, so book soon and ENJOY YOURSELVES! โ˜€๏ธ And also come to Crowley Time Live before at 4:30pm! live.crowleytime.com

09.08.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m me, Tom Crowley, and I do not endorse this message.

09.08.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wild and virtuous! The latest interview subject on Faces of Virtue is Elsie Bette Bathory, but just what is this new business of hers, and what lurks in the bogland? Find out on the Crowley Time podcast feed and at crowleytime.com now! Thanks to @madamemeghen.bsky.social.

08.08.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

FAO @mrholness.bsky.social. Garth's backing vocals finally done justice!

08.08.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s all about getting a good supply!

08.08.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Listen up you entertainment-hungry sods! Two of my Terror Tape players - @sueharrison123.bsky.social @atomcrowley.bsky.social - are in the largest arts festival in the world right now parading their latest hour of comedy. The least you bastards could do is go up and pay them a visit. (1/2)

08.08.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A cheeky red with lots ofโ€ฆ body???? ๐Ÿฉธ

08.08.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wild and virtuous! The latest interview subject on Faces of Virtue is Elsie Bette Bathory, but just what is this new business of hers, and what lurks in the bogland? Find out on the Crowley Time podcast feed and at crowleytime.com now! Thanks to @madamemeghen.bsky.social.

08.08.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Lyine HIGH REWIND
Listeners' memories

Rosie Fletcher @rosieatlarge.bsky.social โ€ข 
My favourite episode was the Eastenders crossover for Comic Relief where it's revealed that Wellard is a man trapped in the body of a dog.
Never mentioned again!

Mikey Mongol @mikeymongol.bsky.social 
I would say any of the episodes with the characters from the snooty girls' school, St. Raven's. I guess I preferred when episodes had a clear antagonist, instead of when they went ambiguous? Pity the spinoff never materialized.

Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social 
- The crisps that made you able to time travel, Snack to the Future
- When the dinosaur came through a wormhole in the kitchen and the dinner ladies made sausages with it, Jurassic Pork.
- When they set up a pre-assembly bar in the third form common room,
The Breakfast Pub
Listen on
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Spotify 
Leylinehigh.com

Lyine HIGH REWIND Listeners' memories Rosie Fletcher @rosieatlarge.bsky.social โ€ข My favourite episode was the Eastenders crossover for Comic Relief where it's revealed that Wellard is a man trapped in the body of a dog. Never mentioned again! Mikey Mongol @mikeymongol.bsky.social I would say any of the episodes with the characters from the snooty girls' school, St. Raven's. I guess I preferred when episodes had a clear antagonist, instead of when they went ambiguous? Pity the spinoff never materialized. Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social - The crisps that made you able to time travel, Snack to the Future - When the dinosaur came through a wormhole in the kitchen and the dinner ladies made sausages with it, Jurassic Pork. - When they set up a pre-assembly bar in the third form common room, The Breakfast Pub Listen on Apple Podcasts Spotify Leylinehigh.com

Lyline HIGH REWIND
Listeners' memories

Ticket to Carcassonne @tooksberry.bsky.social
I remember that fans used to say how they hid behind the sofa when they were watching it. The writers cottoned on to this, and they had that episode where sofas started eating people. Genius!

jaeneas @jaeneas.bsky.social
@leylinehighrewind.bsky.social
Hi, catching up on your first episode and it took me back to my own schooldays.
You mentioned the Hellmouth opening and the funny thing was my school was Mouthell High!

Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social
- That convoluted 80s one where the guy with a metal eyeball sets up a chess tournament in the canteen, just so they could call it Nickel Eye Chow Chess Queue.
- The banned 70s one with the disco demon, where everything was sung but they hadn't cleared the rights, Blame it on the Boogeyman.

Listen on
Apple Podcasts
Spotify
Leyline high.com

Lyline HIGH REWIND Listeners' memories Ticket to Carcassonne @tooksberry.bsky.social I remember that fans used to say how they hid behind the sofa when they were watching it. The writers cottoned on to this, and they had that episode where sofas started eating people. Genius! jaeneas @jaeneas.bsky.social @leylinehighrewind.bsky.social Hi, catching up on your first episode and it took me back to my own schooldays. You mentioned the Hellmouth opening and the funny thing was my school was Mouthell High! Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social - That convoluted 80s one where the guy with a metal eyeball sets up a chess tournament in the canteen, just so they could call it Nickel Eye Chow Chess Queue. - The banned 70s one with the disco demon, where everything was sung but they hadn't cleared the rights, Blame it on the Boogeyman. Listen on Apple Podcasts Spotify Leyline high.com

Everyone remembers Leyline High (1972-2002). You remember it, right? Of course you do!

Our listeners have been writing in with their favourite episodes of this long-running classic childrenโ€™s TV show.๐Ÿ‘‡

Let us know yours!

06.08.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Ink drawing advert which reads: Crowley Time Live at the Fringe! "The DiPoni Contingency" - last ever performance! Guest starring Kieran Hodgson & Lorna Rose Treen, 7:40pm, Weds 13th August 2025 - Venue 33, Pleasance Courtyard (Beneath)

Ink drawing advert which reads: Crowley Time Live at the Fringe! "The DiPoni Contingency" - last ever performance! Guest starring Kieran Hodgson & Lorna Rose Treen, 7:40pm, Weds 13th August 2025 - Venue 33, Pleasance Courtyard (Beneath)

ONE WEEK TO GO! Next Wednesday 13th August at 7:40pm at the @pleasance.co.uk Courtyard, it's the last ever performance of Crowley Time Live: The DiPoni Contingency! Experience all the fun of the Fringe with two of its biggest stars: Kieran Hodgson and Lorna Rose Treen!
live.crowleytime.com

06.08.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ink drawing advert which reads: Crowley Time Live at the Fringe! "The DiPoni Contingency" - last ever performance! Guest starring Kieran Hodgson & Lorna Rose Treen, 7:40pm, Weds 13th August 2025 - Venue 33, Pleasance Courtyard (Beneath)

Ink drawing advert which reads: Crowley Time Live at the Fringe! "The DiPoni Contingency" - last ever performance! Guest starring Kieran Hodgson & Lorna Rose Treen, 7:40pm, Weds 13th August 2025 - Venue 33, Pleasance Courtyard (Beneath)

ONE WEEK TO GO! Next Wednesday 13th August at 7:40pm at the @pleasance.co.uk Courtyard, it's the last ever performance of Crowley Time Live: The DiPoni Contingency! Experience all the fun of the Fringe with two of its biggest stars: Kieran Hodgson and Lorna Rose Treen!
live.crowleytime.com

06.08.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

13. Celebrities

14. A dog (could the dog talk?)

15. Snarky characters saying snarky things.

16. A musical episode. (Also a puppet episode maybe)

17. Cool outfits. (Like a leather jacket and shades. So cool.)

18. Background music that tells you what you're supposed to be feeling.

19. Robot

05.08.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wooden Overcoats is back - for 1 x night only!

RUDYARD RUINS EVERYTHING!

Sunday 7th September 2025 - help us celebrate 10 years!

Tickets are available in the hall at Kings Place, and you can stream us online anywhere in the world!

www.woodenovercoats.com/listings

05.08.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Todd Rivers - One Track Lover (Noiselund Remix)
YouTube video by Noiselund Todd Rivers - One Track Lover (Noiselund Remix)

My utterly essential listen of the week is this barmstorming Garth Marenghi remix by @noiselund.bsky.social.
It might be too good. It somehow makes Dean Lernerโ€™s bits sound good.
youtu.be/1iWufEFa_Mw?...

04.08.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Delighted to have you, Andrew, but sorry to have kept you from Wolf! As I understand it, you get to watch back any streamed show for a week after, or at least thatโ€™s been the case in previous years.

02.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh very nice. Thanks Dan! Maybe I will!

02.08.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, thereโ€™s one whole episode if you look hard. But most of it is totally absent!

02.08.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does anyone know of anywhere I can find the ITV All-New Harry Hill Show from 2003? Unfindable via legitimate OR illegitimate sources.

02.08.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Joseph! Look forward to seeing you there!

02.08.2025 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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