Tom Crowley

But also ruined. 😘👌

Four Candles and Dead Parrot are fine and everything, but I'm still going to stick my neck out and say this is the best sketch ever on telly.

For the next two days I tried to bring every casual conversation round to "broadcasting.' It was a Glasgow schoolfellow, a chartered accountant in Pearsons, who enlightened me. Then I was quite sure of it. Having discovered what broadcasting was, reflected, given rein to imagination, I realised to some extent at least what had been committed to me. For to me it was committed. I had thought that the chairman or Sir William Noble might be around a good deal, and when Noble came to see me…

Heads up, you can apply to be Director General of the BBC through the job listing here: careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Director...

And if you think you're not qualified, just remember that John Reith had to find out what "broadcasting" was before his interview.

He, Tom Crowley, models the new and improved Maximum Elite T-Shirt and the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt, both official Crowley Time products.

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Why, that’s Bradley Walsh! No, hang on, it’s me, Tom Crowley!

He, Tom Crowley, models the new and improved Maximum Elite T-Shirt and the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt, both official Crowley Time products.

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And BON BON BON BONS!

Hoisin crispy owl.

It’s all up-to-the minute facts with the Bug Boys!

Hahaha, Odinn is real, believe it or not!

The ‘tolerate the drunken yuppie’ section was especially challenging as I recall!

If there was ever a game I could lose my life to.

Denis Lawson as Wedge Antilles in a Star War.

Just booted up Star Wars: Rogue Squadron on the N64 for a quick go. It’s still excellent. The biggest thrill is that it’s one of the few video game experiences where you get to play as Denis Lawson.

I know, I’m tempted to agree with you overall but last night Doctor and the Widow (or ‘Doc and the Wids’) was just exactly what I wanted to put me in the festive mood. I think realistically it’s probably in second place to Christmas Carol. But a close second! Sorry your nightmares were made flesh.

I hope so!

Kier Starmer, Lad Lawyer thinks you should listen to the latest Smersh Pod! David Hoare and I bury the beef and start the exciting new gang the Bug Boys. 🪳

So moving. Like, where's he going? Make you think.

Y E S P L E A S E

Claire Skinner sits in a chair in an image that might make you spontaneously burst into tears if you know what’s happening.

Doctor Who: The Doctor, The Widow and The Wardrobe. This is perhaps the best Who Christmas episode ever made, and one of the best Who episodes ever made full stop. Claire Skinner manages to be the new companion and The Doctor in it simultaneously and aces it throughout.

Yes but it’s the warning sirens that really annoy me.

Only in combat.

Hello!

And it’s coming. Just wait.

What, I’m meant to imprison them somehow? Disgusting.

Sometimes I scoff at video game bosses with obvious weak spots in plain sight, begging to be attacked, then I remember my fragile human balls dangling about.

You shot me in the bollocks, Tim.

Skip to the end…

I’m sure I can resist its charms until then. (POP) Wheyyyyy

That’s going to need rewatching in the near future too!