I saw Masculine Breast Cleavage open for Car Seat Headrest once.

These mfs see not the soul so neither shall they heaven 💅💃

Maybe it's finally time to become a Leafs fan and truly subjugate myself to the puck Cenobites. PAIN FOR PLEASURE. PAIN FOR PLEASURE.

a man with a beard and gray hair is looking up at the sky . ALT: a man with a beard and gray hair is looking up at the sky .

Broadcast from the timeline where god isn't dead:
"YAMAMOTO rn"

The Dodgers jack off in the mirror. The Jays FUCK.

Jays pulled another filler episode 😭

I like watching Ohtani and Guerrero banter when Ohtani gets on first. Since they're Zoomers i imagine they're just saying "6 7" to each other and giggling

RFK JR: "Autism destroys families."

Some kid in his grade 11 discord: "I'm yourrr turrrrbooo Fluberrrr. Youuu wooon't neeeed a rubberrr."

MONKEYTRUCK (2025)

So much for "hymen-buster Heinemen" #Jays

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

Ohtani showing no signs of exhaustion or perspiration, keeping a steady 1/60s blink ratio.
Ernie Clement is gnawing at his bat.

Not their bullpen lol

Ontario premier says he will pause anti-tariff ad that angered Trump - BBC News The advertisement will be paused from Monday so "trade talks can resume" with the US, Doug Ford says.

No balls Ford
www.bbc.com/news/articles/czr18g3j4j7o

The original Xeet, with the added Community Note: Readers added context they thought people might want to know The first Children's Hospital in the United States was in 1855, and earlier in other parts of the world: https://mchb.hrsa.gov/about-us/timeline/text

Womp womp

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

Can't believe i found perfectly good fursuit on the streets of NYC. This adorable character even came with a name, "Bedbugs"

If you’re a “don’t trust the experts” moron, then please do not ever ever ever call a doctor or expert when you’re sick. Call RFK Jr. instead.

Jordan Peterson critically ill with pneumonia, neuropathy, and sepsis Jordan Peterson is sick, and suffering from "spiritual attacks" (and surely it's not the drugs, or long COVID, or a meat-only diet, or...)

Met him at his Saskatoon show years ago. A lineup of lost souls gave him personally crafted gifts and letters. I stood in line to shake his hand, fully disillusioned by the grift. My turn came and I didn't have it in me to tell him (with 40 cowboys waiting behind) 'don't take grift money'. Ah well.

ah shit now I'm reinstalling

YouTube video by Old Lady Gaming Killingfloor 1 - All Kiting Routes & Camping Spots

I've literally never in my life heard a leaf say 'aboot' and didn't think this'd be how

"Oh garçon- no ketchup?"

YouTube video by Canadian Talk With Stephan Podcast 131 Episode - RIP Charlie Kirk - Canadian Talk With Stephan Podcast

Two months I rented a room in Stephan's house.
His daily routine consisted of:
10am beers, drinking & driving, cans of swill strewn about the kitchen. Told to "fuck off" after asking he enforce basic sanitation among tenants. Midwestern cro-magnon slumlord aging & irrelevant 🤗
youtu.be/OL1B5UYBoZs