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The “coolest” way to be.
mashing that “chana masala” button until it breaks
02.11.2025 23:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want my politicians to govern with the same tone and language they fundraise.
02.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ontologically evil organization
02.11.2025 04:29 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0History will remember Garland as one of the worst attorneys general. Assuming anyone is around to write or read those histories.
01.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0but what about the brain-dead racist slobs?
31.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“The Monster Fuck”
31.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Arnold describing how it’s like he’s coming day and night.
31.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The two genders (of fortune cookies)
31.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mirror Kira struck me as a pansexual, in that she looked like she enjoyed having sex while hitting people with cast iron pans.
31.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jealousy family
30.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0she’s now also wearing a white hood
30.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cheer up. getting to watch their bubble burst will be even funnier than watching ours (on account of them speaking Dutch)
30.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Shame actually is important to a functioning society!
29.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 84 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0"Necco Wafers: the spirit (and taste) of John Brown's body"
27.10.2025 18:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never been more shamed than when (long ago) I presented Necco chocolate wafers to an English friend as something "good"
27.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0he’s just a man concerned with delivering for his key constituency (pedophile billionaires who like fancy dress balls)
26.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As another normie out there for the second time last week, I hope you make it out for your second time, too. It isn’t much, but it is absolutely necessary.
25.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Life is just an endless wine internship, for some.
25.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You walk in the subway and head uptoown
🎵Uptoown Girl, she’s been living in her uptoown world 🎵
24.10.2025 15:09 — 👍 270 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0Civilization V costs the annual GDP of a mid-tier country.
23.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wes Anderson & Tati box sets incoming, and thanks to a $50 reward, 4K Barry Lyndon and Brazil also.
Good times.
a man who knows how to couch things
21.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0we have become the ferengi
21.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0It is a masterpiece, and I can't even think about that ending monologue without tearing up.
21.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0comes with all the amontillado you can drink
20.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Homer might want to wash that first.
17.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obama never even rotated a single sandwich
10.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WAPO 2018: Democracy Dies in Darkness
WAPO 2025: Democracy’s a Joke.
Appreciated your Ezra essay (as did my boomer mom, whom I read it to).
Thank you for putting things plainly.
Frodo: Sauron is doing politics “exactly right”
06.10.2025 13:02 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
